I'm Johnny Smith. I'm Richard Porter. And this is Smith and Smith, a podcast on which two friends talk about cars and many other things.

When was the last time that you saw he man's hair?

Well, I'm asking this because I saw his hair a few days ago. For the first time in, for the first time in decades, you can picture it.

I remember it correctly, it's blond. And it is in fact, you know, what would the style be? It's a bob. It's a bob. It's rubbish.

He looks like he might be, does he sort of, a little bit, because it's not, it's not, it's not really a bowl. It's not, so he doesn't look like he could be in the mic flowers pops or something.

It's a, it's a bully bob. It's a bully bob. It's a kind of a street in the swinging sixties, but he's also just sort of been to club GY as well in the maybe the late eighties.

Is his hair in any way similar to that of Velma from Scooby-Doo?

Yeah, I think it's almost identical hair.

In fact, they've got interchangeable hair, but he's also, remember, he's a, he's fundamentally a body builder as well.

And he's on the roads, isn't he? There's no doubt. He's a very softly-spoken, broady guy. And then, and then of course what happens was, because I didn't really watch him, man.

I think I was a little old for it, or maybe I just thought it was stupid. I can't really remember, but what I did remember, and I looked it up was, do you remember the intro?

And this is not car related at all, I'm really sorry, because if you remember, he didn't drive a car. He had a cat instead.

He used to drive a cat. What was the cat call?

It was called cringer when it was in a, in a normal form. And then when he force-fed it, roids. It became a cat.

Now, was it, was it a, was it a tiger when it been force-fed the roids?

I think it was. It became tiger-spec. So it basically, what happened?

Absolutely. I just like shoved a bottle of hue into its mouth and made it drinkable.

He laced its, he laced its dinner with something that was exceptionally energetic.

Bad.

And he made, he basically had a stage three tuned cat.

That's what it was. So it went from cringer. So then I, out of pure curiosity.

Wasn't there a creature that used to go snarf a lot? Was that cringer?

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