A heavy session with the Captain

Smith and Sniff

Jonny Smith and Richard Porter

Top Gear, Road Trips, 5th Gear, The Grand Tour, Leisure, Cars, Automotive, Improv, Comedy

5 • 1.6K Ratings

🗓️ 25 September 2023

⏱️ 66 minutes

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Summary

Jonny needs to fix his leaking Hondas. Also in this episode, drift-spec plane landings, unusual airline seat arrangements, Branson’s printed boarding pass, a celebrity spot at Santa Pod, sleeping in a Honda Element, terrible Chevrolets, a slightly boastful Daewoo Matiz being sold from a neat house, Richard’s ongoing Panda woes, the rare Kia Magentis atomatic, a night time roundabout incident, the problem with the Kia EV6 GT, motorway balloon chaos, very dusty van interiors, and airport vehicles with snorkels.

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0:00.0	I'm Richard Porter, I'm Johnny Smith, and this is Smith and Smith, the podcasting is two
0:06.0	friends talk about cars and many other things.
0:13.0	I've just experienced some quite serious turbulence on a flight yesterday.
0:18.0	Oh, oh.
0:19.0	Yeah, yesterday.
0:21.0	Because you know we've had some quite gusty, angry, rainy stormy weather just coming.
0:28.0	Yes.
0:30.0	Yeah, some very, very crossed-up landing techniques on the aeroplanes.
0:35.0	Really?
0:36.0	Yeah.
0:37.0	Were you looking out of the window, but you could see straight down the runway?
0:40.0	Yes, we were.
0:41.0	We were coming in at 45 degrees, swinging.
0:44.0	I love to watch videos of drift or landings.
0:48.0	I don't think I enjoy them.
0:50.0	I've done one on a plane.
0:52.0	I had a guy.
0:53.0	I was in the Netherlands and just a short flight.
0:57.0	And the guy that sat next to me didn't say anything to me for a whole flight.
1:01.0	And then when we came, we're coming into land and the pilot had already pre-warned us
1:05.0	that there wasn't going to be an awful lot of turbulence.
1:08.0	He just started talking to me non-stop about nothing.
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