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Your Stupid Opinions

Skate Rink Riot, No Mystery House, Meth BBQ Trailers

Your Stupid Opinions

James Pietragallo & Jimmie Whisman

News, Comedy

4.95K Ratings

🗓️ 17 November 2025

⏱️ 73 minutes

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Summary

More of the funniest reviews on the internet! We read reviews for a roller skating rink, where the floor is sticky, and you may just get caught up in a full blown riot! A strange, historical "mystery house", where people seem a bit disappointed by the lack of promised hauntings & creepiness, that don't seem to materialize. A trailer park, where meth making isn't as big of an infraction as a small child's bicycle, on your front porch & much more!!

 

Join comedians James Pietragallo & Jimmie Whisman as they explore the most opinionated part of the internet: The Reviews Section!

 

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Transcript

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0:00.0

Hello, everybody and welcome back to your stupid opinions.

0:19.2

Hey, hello. Thank you so much for joining us. I am James Petro Gallo. I'm here with my co-host. I'm Jimmy Wiseman. Thank you so much. We're so excited today. It's been a blast lately. I love hearing people's opinions that I don't care about at all. That's what's great. These are people. If they came up to you, imagine a person walked up to you in the street and just started telling you about a terrible experience they had at Burger King. You'd tell them to go away. You'd walk right the other direction. That's a crazy person. We invite this every week and tell me more, is what we say. Yeah, what else you got to tell me about it so let's start

0:56.6

out here this week oh by the way check out uh shut up and give me murder dot com for merchandise

1:01.6

and of course listen to crime and sports and small town murder our other two shows which are

1:06.1

just what they sound like except goddamn hilarious so that said let's head on down to Florida, shall we?

1:12.6

And yes, we have to, as I know that's the next question. Do we have to? We're going down to

1:17.1

750 West Robertson Street in Brandon, Florida to go to the Astro Skate of Brandon. We're going

1:24.7

skating, everybody. Yes, we're back to another roller skating rink,

1:28.3

our favorite things in the world to do here. The Astroskate has 4.1 stars out of almost

1:34.1

1,800 reviews. So it is very much reviewed. It is called a rustic establishment, welcoming

1:43.1

roller skaters of all ages to a large rink with hip

1:46.8

lighting and music that's the description on their google pit hip lighting hip lighting it's hip let's find

1:53.4

out how hip it is there's wild shit going on at this place this we're going to be doing this for

1:57.6

a little bit here this won't be a 10 minute thing this is crazy okay crazy. Okay. Rina, five stars. We'll have to give one five-star just to even the playing field here, or even the skating rink, however you want to put it. Five stars. I hadn't been skating in over 30 years. Oh, okay. Took my grandkids, took my granddaughter here, and had a time. Okay. Everyone who works here is courteous and polite. The music was bumping. You can celebrate the kids' birthdays here with friends and family. Skating is for all ages. Sure is. bring grandma, bring the babies, everybody's skating.

2:35.7

All ages.

2:36.6

All ages.

2:37.6

Hannah, two stars.

2:39.4

We attended Christian Night this past week.

2:42.1

Oh, boy.

2:43.6

The DJ needs to read the room better.

2:46.1

Ah, he's out here playing Wop.

2:48.6

Dude.

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