Everyone gets so excited on the detective.

Toral's his mustache says, I've got a hunch.

And then maybe it's right, maybe it's wrong.

But what if he instead said he had a crunch and then reached into his pockets?

And pulled out loose cereal?

I don't know the case we get solved, but I think everyone would have a much nicer day.

Hello and welcome to the Empty Bowl, a meditative podcast about cereal.

My name is Justin McRoy and I'm a serial enthusiast.

My name is Dan Cabare and I am your serial CEO, which stands for probably serial, eater,

parentheses often.

And parentheses.

You know, a lot of people would come up with what the CEO stood for before they started

saying it, but not us, Dan, we've got the courage to just trust our instincts.

This is a meditative podcast about cereal.

What that means is that for the next half hour or so, we'd like you to give yourself

permission to just relax and think about cereal.

That's it.

It's nothing more taxing than that.

We're going to have some nice ocean sounds, some chill music and just relax and think about

cereal.

We've got news, reviews, and then we'll cut loose in the third segment.

But first let's start off with some news, Dan.

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