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The Empty Bowl

Sixty-Nine

The Empty Bowl

Justin McElroy

Health & Fitness

53.1K Ratings

🗓️ 29 April 2022

⏱️ 34 minutes

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Summary

This is the sixty-ninth episode of The Empty Bowl, in which OJ overthrows milk, Sonic gets corny, and Froot Loops straws finally resurface.

Transcript

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0:30.0

If you like cereal eating and getting caught in the rain, if it's your favorite food, even

0:50.5

more than champagne, if you like eating it at midnight on the dunes of the Cape, you

0:59.1

should eat it somewhere different because of all the sand.

1:03.6

Hello and welcome to the Empty Bowl, a meditative podcast about cereal.

1:10.4

I'm your co-host and cereal enthusiast, Justin McRoy.

1:15.5

And I am Dan Cabare.

1:16.7

I am a cereal cartographer mapping the world's fertile grain fields, crunchy mountains, and

1:24.7

milky oceans.

1:29.9

Dan, we were off last week and the cereal gates did open for us to, with all the great new

1:43.8

stuff that is happening in the world of cereal.

1:47.1

Here are relatively, I'd say, a follow up period.

1:51.8

We are inundated with cereal news and we're going to talk about that.

1:56.7

We're going to talk about cereal reviews and we'll have some fun too.

2:02.4

We'll call those.

2:04.2

But your job is just to relax and think about cereal.

2:13.1

That's it.

2:14.1

It's all you got to do.

2:15.5

Don't think about other stuff.

2:16.5

Are you talking to me or?

2:18.0

Well, I mean the listener, ideally, you have to talk and stuff.

2:22.1

So you have other jobs.

2:27.2

My heart's beating a million miles a minute right now.

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