What the fam, Amir O'Syach, that I'm enjoying to me today.

As always, it's my co-host and long time.

Philadelphia Sports Best Friend, Abe Granoff, Abe.

We always start the show by asking,

what is on your mind today?

So I see no reason to ask any other question.

Happy Mother's Day, Barry.

Happy Mother's Day, Randy and Mama Eagleson.

But what's on your mind today?

If you are a parent that listens to this show,

and you know that your children listen to this show,

this show, this episode, isn't going to be like a normal episode.

There will be no script, but if you know that your kids listen to this episode,

I'm just letting you know there's going to be a lot of lower language on the show.

What the fuck was that?

That was the most pitiful, disgusting, embarrassing, pathetic,

fucking performance I have ever seen in my entire God damn life.

I'm not even mad you're wearing that.

That was fucking disgusting.

And you know who it starts with?

That fat fucking fake MVP, Joel Mbead,

and that shitty fucking facial hair, James Harding.

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