Hello and I'm Alyssa Master Monaco.

Hello and welcome to Hysteria. I'm Erin Ryan and I'm Alyssa Master Monaco.

Alyssa, why are the germs so bad?

No.

They're bionic now.

The germs are bionic.

Bad.

I've got a turbo cold and it's not COVID because I've tested three times

during the course of my sickness and I am going on a week plus feeling like I'm gonna die.

When does it end? Is this just my life?

This is, no, it's just, it's just, it's just, it's a momentary, it's a momentary thing Aaron. We're all going to be great soon.

This is me being glass half full, though I don't really believe it because if you'll recall several weeks ago,

my petty was people who were like are you sick again because I too have been I have caught everything that has gone around it is a nightmare and I pray that soon my body runs out of snot.

I had no idea that there is this much space inside of my face and chest and that's gross.

I wish I were there to steam you like I steam my

cat mid. Ew. This week we are joined by Jessica Valenti, Amanda Nguyen, and Tian Tran to take on the following questions.

What stories on reproductive rights aren't getting talked about enough?

Who is a sidekick and who gets to be the main character?

And is divorce ever funny?

All this and more right now. Alyssa, let's get started with news. We're going to do something a little bit different today.

Hmm.

Yeah, so today like squares of butter into a croissant dough,

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