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Three Bean Salad
4.8 • 2.7K Ratings
🗓️ 6 July 2022
⏱️ 62 minutes
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| 0:00.0 | At British Gas, we get on with the job at hand. |
| 0:06.6 | With over 6,500 engineers nationwide fixing, servicing, installing, upgrading, we're |
| 0:12.5 | rolling up whilst we'd be able to keep over 10 million homes and businesses running |
| 0:16.0 | efficiently. |
| 0:17.0 | And we're not stopping there. |
| 0:18.5 | We're hiring a new apprentice every single day, until the end of the decade, to power |
| 0:22.4 | the skills of the future. |
| 0:23.4 | That's enough talking. |
| 0:25.4 | Let's get on with the doing. |
| 0:27.8 | British Gas. |
| 0:30.0 | Bender, you're okay, what's going on with you? |
| 0:46.5 | We're falling apart here, aren't we? |
| 0:48.6 | I've got the, I've got the illness that means you can't leave the house. |
| 0:51.4 | Oh, no, Mike's showing us... |
| 0:53.6 | Mike's... |
| 0:54.6 | Mike's toe. |
| 0:55.6 | Mike's cut. |
| 0:57.6 | I thought Mike was showing us an elongated toe, that one of his toes was growing beyond |
| 1:01.8 | the foot sort of air. |
| 1:02.8 | When you've got your sore gob and rain, which is ongoing, it bends, sort of, just falling |
| 1:07.4 | to pieces, because there's COVID's got into the bean machine. |
| 1:10.6 | That's right. |
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