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Jack Armstrong and Joe Getty.

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And now here's Armstrong and Getty. And yet he's Armstrong and Getty.

Hepatitis C and herpes B.

Among the diseases the escaped monkeys have.

As they are traveling across the country in bands biting mostly children.

I mean, were they sex worker monkeys or what?

What sort of lifestyle were they living?

We had like, you know, kind of the clap variety pack going.

This is in Mississippi where a truck crashed and a whole bunch of monkeys that may or may not be infected with all these diseases

because our research monkeys started running around and they're, yeah, that's a good story right there.

That's a beginning of a movie sort of story.

Now, the university is claiming that these were the monkeys that aren't injected.

They're like the, you know, when you do an experiment, you've got the control group.

Control group.

And these are the control group movies.

So they'll merely bite you and rip you limb from limb in the traditional monkey sense, but you will not get herpes B.

You'll just have your eyes gouged out by an angry monkey.

Your face ripped off, exactly.

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