I finally saw Oppenheimer. Oh. I was on a six and a half hour flight to San Francisco. Well, that'll do it. That'll do it. Okay. Yeah. This is it. When the, I have no other time in my life where I am captive for six hours. I'm going to fucking watch Oppenheimer. Okay. How was it? It is so boring.

I cannot believe it won best picture.

I'm actually kind of livid about it because it's like, look, if we're going to give best picture to a historical epic that's slow and hard to watch made by a brilliant director,

fucking Killers of the Flower Moon was right there.

That's true. Right the fuck there. And that movie is a lot better. That movie, that movie was not boring. I was not bored during that movie. That movie's challenging for sure, but it's not boring. This one was so boring. It was so boring that the, so I had the window seat and the woman in the middle seat in front of me was watching that

Sydney Sweeney movie.

Anyone but you?

And I kept watching that over her shoulder.

I was like, oh, I can't with these fucking hearings, these house and American activity.

I'm just going to watch Sidney and that guy kiss for a while.

You had a very different experience because I was flying back from the West Coast and I got upgraded and I sat next to someone. Okay. Was it Sidney Sweeney? It was not Sidney Sweeney. It was someone that... Was it Killian Murphy? Because I have a bone to pick. It was not Killian Murphy. It wasn't, it was, I don't believe this person was in Oppenheimer, A, because they were black. So that's a blanket. No, I'm, I, you know, I can't remember, but I don't believe there was a single black person in Oppenheimer. Yeah, it was a stab in the dark for me, but it felt right. Yeah. No, this person came on and they were very celebrityed out, like very covered up sunglasses the whole time.

I didn't really clock it for a while because I just wanted to be left alone. And I was like, ooh, I'm in first class. This is so exciting. I got an upgrade. Yay. And Erica, towards the end of the flight, I kind of realized who it was. And I was sitting next to Lauren Hill. You sat next to Lauren Hill on a flight? I did. Holy shit. Yeah, yeah. And she was exactly who you

want her to be. She wanted absolutely nothing to do with my white ass. And I obliged by keeping my

white ass out of her way and out of her space.

Good for you.

Was she just like wearing sunglasses the whole flight?

Sunglasses, a hoodie.

Oh, I was joking.

She was really wearing sunglasses the whole flight?

No, sunglasses of the whole flight with a hoodie pulled up like and tied up with

headphones on outside the hoodie.

The universal please do not fuck with me.

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