Sis, HE IN JAIL!

Jazmyn Gives Bad Advice

Pod People

Comedy

5 • 705 Ratings

🗓️ 21 July 2022

⏱️ 17 minutes

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JAX has been 'talking' to a man that lives 1,400 miles away for a few months...how come it's so hard for them to connect IRL? Follow Jazmyn on Insta: @JazmynJW Follow Jazmyn on TikTok: @JazmynJW Don’t forget to follow the podcast for free wherever you're listening or by using this link: https://bit.ly/JazmynGivesBadAdvice If you like the show, telling a friend about it would be amazing! You can text, email, Tweet, or send this link to a friend: https://bit.ly/JazmynGivesBadAdvice Jazmyn Gives Bad Advice is a Pod People Original Series. Learn more about your ad choices. Visit megaphone.fm/adchoices

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0:00.0	Hot people.
0:02.5	Hello.
0:10.6	Hey, baby.
0:11.7	Hey, baby.
0:12.9	What are you doing?
0:14.3	Oh, nothing.
0:15.0	You know, I just ate.
0:16.1	Now I'm sitting here reading and thinking about you.
0:18.5	Oh, my God.
0:20.0	You are so sweet, baby. What did you eat? Oh, just some
0:23.2	noodles with some Vienna sausages in it and a cookie. Wow. Your meals are always so creative.
0:30.1	Gotta be. Man, babe, do you know how much I love and care about you? We connect on such a deep level. When I get out, I'm
0:39.0	gonna make you my girl. You do know you can get out of Ohio whenever you want, right?
0:44.0	You act like you can't leave. Babe, I'm tired of doing the long distance thing. When are we
0:49.7	gonna see each other? I can't just leave, babe. You know that. I mean, I have a child here in Ohio.
0:57.6	Yeah, yeah. I have a child here. I can't leave. Inmate 40628. Please report to the yard. Inmate 40628.
1:05.4	Please report to the yard. Uh, what was that, babe? Did I hear an inmate? Oh, no, no, no, no, no. That was the TV. I'm watching Oz. Anyway, out of all the women that I talk to and make false promises to and get nudes from and have phone sex with, you're my number one, baby. Nobody compares to you. you thank you um listen i know you love me
1:31.5	and you only talk to other women because we're long distance but when we together will you be a
1:37.4	one woman man a one woman girl of course i will i mean i'm still in love with my child's mother
1:43.4	but she don't want me, so I'll take you.
1:45.4	Lockdown. Everyone on the floor. I repeat. Lockdown. Lockdown. Lockdown. Everyone on the floor.
1:51.1	Oh shit. Oh, baby, I gotta go.
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