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The Commercial Break

Sir, You Dropped Your Wife's Foot...

The Commercial Break

Bryan Green

Comedy, Improv

4.5758 Ratings

🗓️ 11 June 2021

⏱️ 77 minutes

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Summary

Bryan has his first brush with fame and it leads to all kind of horrible business ideas for The Commercial Break! Then the gangs digs into the lifestyles of men who date full size, and anatomically correct, female dolls (known as "Real Dolls"). Bryan then begs the audience to send one to the studio! LINKS: Send us show ideas, comments, questions or concerns: 1.626.ASK.TCB3 text or leave us a voicemail Watch TCB on YouTube Creator: Bryan Green Co-Host: Bryan Green Co-Host: Krissy Hoadley Producer: Christina A.  Producer: Gustavo B.    To learn more about listener data and our privacy practices visit: https://www.audacyinc.com/privacy-policy Learn more about your ad choices. Visit https://podcastchoices.com/adchoices

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0:00.0

This episode is brought to you by Slack. With Slack, you can bring all your people and

0:05.9

tools together in one place. It's your digital HQ where you can increase productivity,

0:11.1

enable flexibility and automate workflows. Plus, Slack is full of game-changing features

0:16.7

like huddles for quick check-ins or Slack Connect, which helps you connect with partners

0:20.9

inside and outside of your company. Slack, where the future works. Get started at

0:26.9

Slack.com slash DHQ.

0:30.9

MUST REMEMBER DO NOT FIGURE IT. Remind me to bring photo ID. Reminder, set.

0:41.9

Babe, can you make sure I don't forget the photo ID when I vote?

0:45.9

Alright, love.

0:46.9

The way we vote is changing, so however you remember, you'll need ID to vote. Don't have

0:52.7

ID. Apply for a free photo ID. Visit electoralcommission.org.uk slash photo ID.

0:59.7

Hi, welcome back to another early morning on WSHIT. Crab Apple Shopping Club. Every morning

1:08.1

between two and four uptick to gerson, welcome back. We bring you the best of shopping

1:13.1

opportunities from around the world right to your front door. Please refer to your flyer

1:17.0

that we send to every crab Apple resident every three days. That's the way we're helping

1:20.6

the environment. We're making sure you don't have to watch as much television or saving some

1:24.3

electricity by giving you those flyers that you can refer to at home while you're watching

1:28.5

the show. If you've seen the flyer, then you know very special opportunity. A cargo ship

1:33.7

tipped over in 1996. One of those cargo containers fell to the bottom of the ocean. We had an

1:39.6

opportunity to buy it at auction. We did it, man. We come up with something very special.

1:44.1

At 95 Gateway Computer, 1600 of them. Floppy disk, Pentium 1 processors. You can both surf

1:51.7

the web via dial up and work a word document at the same time. This is the kind of speed

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