This is Doug Loves Minis.

Hey, short rounds. My name is Doug, and this is Doug Loves Minis, the show that really wants you to see John Wick this weekend, or weekend, if you will, coming to you from a hotel room in Rosemont, Illinois, O'Hare adjacent, where I'm doing stand-up tonight at Zanis, probably for the last time till next spring, because I'm too cold for this shit.

It's October 20th, as I speak.

Despite the cold weather, I had a great time doing stand-up a couple of Saturdays ago at the Orphium

Theater in Sioux Falls, South Dakota.

Opening act Sean Jordan and I played a massive game of Last Man Stanton at the end of the show.

Probably won't ever do that again.

And I'll play the uneven audio.

Sean is very hard to understand during parts of it, but he's also very funny.

I'll play that for you in a moment.

Warning, it's like 30 minutes long.

Not so many. Saturday, if you're in Los Angeles,

I recommend Festival Supreme Tenacious D's Comedy Festival that I would go to even if I wasn't performing there at 520. San Francisco Doug Love's Scary Movies is coming to Cobbs Comedy Club

on Thursday, October 30th, costumes encouraged,

and I'm doing stand-up on November 1st at the Punchline in Sacramento, so come work off your

Halloween hangover with me, Sack. Did I mention it was at 420? 430, you know what I mean. And now,

let's go to Sue Falls, where Stevie Spielberg is the subject of Last Man Stanton.

And be sure to listen to the recent Never Not Funny that I did, where we also played Last Man Stanton with Steven Spielberg and with interesting results.

And as always, Lincoln is a shithead.

The movie, not the man.

Enjoy.

Hey, Sue Fawls, you want to play some games?

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