SIO356: Quantum Computers: How the Hell? No really
Serious Inquiries Only
Thomas Smith
4.6 • 1.1K Ratings
🗓️ 25 April 2023
⏱️ 68 minutes
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Summary
What is this wizardry? I'm joined by a semi-anonymous expert who explains all about quantum computers. How they work, how they don't work, what's a qubit, all that kind of stuff. She also explains the limitations. After that, I explain why the delay in episodes and go on an unhinged rant about my new obsession... quantum computers... They're impossible and it's amazing!
Look for part 2 soon, in which Anne tells us how far away we actually are from real, working quantum computers. Are they about to crack all our passwords?
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| 0:00.0 | Hello and welcome to Series Inquiries, only this is episode 356, I'm Thomas and once again |
| 0:22.5 | I am apologizing for a delay. |
| 0:24.9 | I have a bunch of reasons, I can't tell you all of them, I really wish I could, I wish |
| 0:29.2 | I could tell you every single reason, but I just, please rest assured that I'm doing my |
| 0:33.6 | absolute best, I have to still get episodes out because it's how I live, so I will, but |
| 0:38.3 | they'll be clumped here at the end of the month, I wanted to be, I'm trying to get back |
| 0:41.6 | to a regular thing, I promise, I thought I was going to do this month, but we got some |
| 0:45.5 | clumpage, I'll explain after the episode here, I don't want to bog down the beginning with |
| 0:50.3 | a bunch of preamble, here's what I'll say, today's episode, as you may have seen probably |
| 0:54.3 | from the title, is about quantum computing, and I'm splitting this into two parts, part |
| 0:59.4 | one is a lot of the basics, and I have to warn you, if you are an expert in like, just |
| 1:04.0 | normal computers, you may tear your hair out at how much, not only me, but also my guest |
| 1:10.6 | realize that we didn't know about, like, you think you know what goes on in a computer, |
| 1:16.0 | and you know, I'm a pretty nerdy guy, I like computers, I've built computers, I'm interested |
| 1:20.7 | in this stuff, but even still I realize like, oh wait, when push comes to shove, I thought |
| 1:25.2 | I knew some of this stuff off the top of my head, and I didn't, so we squirmed around |
| 1:31.2 | a little bit in terms of trying to figure out the classical computer equivalent of some |
| 1:36.3 | stuff and what was going on, so apologies for that, I will warn you if you're an expert |
| 1:39.7 | in that, and you're prone to being frustrated when people probably don't get something, put |
| 1:44.8 | on a hat, and then you maybe won't tear off your hair, or something, I don't know, it's |
| 1:49.8 | not a big deal, I just, it was funny in retrospect upon editing, but here's the other thing |
| 1:55.0 | I want to say, after this part one, I'm going to talk to you because I've become obsessed |
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