Hello and welcome to Series Inquiries. Only this is episode 316 and it is our you're not

going to believe this Lindsay you are not going to believe this is our seventh of these

monthly Q&As. That's impossible. That means the first one was in 1984. That's how

long ago. No one was alive then. Seven months ago is that long ago. Absolutely. How

you doing? Spookedacular. Yeah are you spooky? I don't have any. Here's the

problem. I want to go to people's I've been invited to to I'm going to brag a

bit to Halloween parties. Oh my. One by neighbors that we I don't know because we

just moved in they like left a note like hey new neighbors come over to our

party another by an actual friend and for both of them I'm like yeah I in

theory I would love to go do that however I would have to have a fucking costume

and I don't I don't I have anything so I'm like so it's just me like I don't

have a fake thing that I can wear that I keep around. I don't know I guess I

wish I did but I figured out that I have the entire costume for bad Janet so

that's what I'm going to be. Oh that's good I do need yeah I mean I would

need it in like the next few minutes here but I do need advice on costumes that

aren't anything like that you just and you know I go that you're just a guy or

something. You could be Biden yeah I don't need I don't have the aviators on me

I don't think. Yeah I guess you screwed then I don't know. Yeah like it's such a

weird thought process where I'm like I'd love to go to this gathering and I'm

like oh I need if I need a disguise or whatever you guys do I just and then

I then my thought process what am I gonna go do like go to a store or something I

don't understand I get if it was a kid then you get just a piece of shit like

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