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The Babylon Bee

Sins and Dangerous Croissants

The Babylon Bee

Seth Dillon

Religion & Spirituality, Christianity, Satire, Faith, News, Babylonbee, Comedy

4.42.9K Ratings

🗓️ 23 April 2021

⏱️ 39 minutes

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Summary

On The Babylon Bee Weekly Podcast, Kyle and Ethan are joined by guest host, Pastor Craig Hamilton of Church Two42. They find the strangest of news like the police being called on a woman afraid of a croissant and Twitter censoring James O’Keefe for doing actual reporting. Kyle and Ethan hear about Pastor Craig’s fundraiser to build a church that isn’t in his front yard and play the game,‘Sin or Not Sin, where Pastor Craig lets you know if a well-done steak or jazzercise will be getting you in trouble with the good Lord. As always we end with our everlasting hate mail, this time coming from a YouTube commenter that was most likely wearing a mask when he made his comment.

Intro

Welcome Pastor Craig Hamilton of ChurchTwo42

Coming up next Tuesday is our interview with Zuby!

We read YouTube comments

Weird News

Suspected Drunken Driver Speeds Into School’s Mock DUI Demonstration Nearly Striking Students

Tire Slasher Leaves Severed Finger Behind On Woman’s Driveway

Breakfast Taco Full Of Crystal Meth Found By TSA Agents At Houston Airport

A Lord of the Rings Online Player Leveled A Hobbit To Level 130 In The Most Hobbit Way Possible: Cooking Pies

Iran Censors Soccer Match Over 100 Times Due To Female Referee

A Woman In Poland Called Animal Control Because Of A Croissant That She Thought Was A Dangerous Animal

Iran Censors Soccer Match Over 100 Times Due To Female Referee

A Woman In Poland Called Animal Control Because Of A Croissant That She Thought Was A Dangerous Animal

James O'Keefe Of Project Veritas Has Been Booted Off Of Twitter, And Now He's Suing For Defamation

The Oregonian Issued A Tweet Assuring Readers That It Was Only A White Guy Who Was Killed By Police So No Need To Riot And Loot

Marvel At This Beast Of A Man As He Grabs A Bobcat Off His Wife, Yeets It Halfway Across His Yard, And Chases It Down With A Gun

Idaho Man Reclaims Guinness Record By Catching 107 Tennis Balls In An Oversized Bucket Placed On His Head

Ask Pastor Craig

Pastor Craig talks about how he started doing church on his driveway.

Help Fundraise Pastor Craigs Church

Donate to Pastor Craig's Church Here

Sin or Not a Sin with Pastor Craig

Hate Mail

Subscriber Portion

Ask Pastor Craig Continued

The Ten Questions

Bonus Hate Mail

Transcript

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0:00.0

In a world of fake news, we bring you up to the minute factual inaccuracy and a heavy

0:07.9

dose of moral truth.

0:11.2

With your hosts, Kyle Mann and Ethan Nicole.

0:16.7

This is the Babylon B. Fake News You Can Trust.

0:24.7

Hello everyone, welcome to the Babylon B Weekly podcast.

0:27.2

I'm Kyle Mann.

0:28.2

I'm Ethan Nicole.

0:29.5

We're joined today by Pastor Craig.

0:32.0

Pastor Craig Hamilton, my new pastor.

0:34.1

Wow, yeah.

0:35.1

He's here with us today.

0:37.1

Are you making it official?

0:38.1

We've been wanting.

0:39.1

I know.

0:40.1

I didn't know bro.

0:41.1

I mean, I go on Sunday, so it's just counter.

0:43.7

I don't know.

0:44.7

I haven't signed.

0:45.7

Is there a thing I can do to...

0:46.7

No membership.

0:47.7

Is there a thing?

0:48.7

No official thing.

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