Sinkhole Chaos & Madonna Breaking Hips at World Cup?

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Gregg "Opie" Hughes

Comedy, News, Society & Culture

4.0 • 4.9K Ratings

🗓️ 15 May 2026

⏱️ 64 minutes

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Summary

On this wild FU Friday, Opie wakes up ornery after microwaving coffee with almond milk, sparking epic rants about "real men drink it black," Bill Burr, Boston comics, and endless Clark puns (Clark Kent, Clark Griswold, Bobby Clark — you name it). The crew dives deep into New York infrastructure hell: a massive sinkhole swallowing the LIE (Opie's old exit!), potholes vs. fancy FIFA World Cup soccer fields at MetLife, and the looming LIRR strike that could cripple Long Island commutes. Plus, the insane true story of the Florida man whose bedroom literally fell into a sinkhole — never to be seen again. Ron chows down on a bagel live on camera, the guys challenge each other to a push-up contest, super chats fly (Gary Gay Boobs and Drew Mayfield keeping it hilarious), and they roast the upcoming World Cup halftime show with Shakira, Grandma Madonna, and BTS. David Byrne/Talking Heads talk, celebrity herpes rumors, and classic Opie chaos round it out. If you love unfiltered comedy, NYC gripes, live chat energy, and zero-filter banter, this is your episode. FU Friday at its finest — raw, ridiculous, and addictive.

Timestamps:
00:00 - David Byrne & Talking Heads vibes
02:30 - Almond milk rage & coffee wars
08:00 - Sinkhole on the LIE + infrastructure rants
25:00 - LIRR strike looming
35:00 - Legendary Florida sinkhole story (Jeff Bush)
45:00 - World Cup halftime show drama (Shakira, Madonna, BTS)
55:00+ - Push-ups, bagels, super chats & more Download, like, and subscribe for daily laughs. New episodes drop often — hit the bell!

Transcript

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0:00.0	Do do do do do do do do do do do
0:05.0	Hi, high, high, high, high, high, high, high, high, high, high, hi, hi.
0:12.0	Let me tell you a story.
0:15.0	The devil he has a plan, a bag of bones in his pocket get everything you want a young love us the whole thing
0:28.1	is over i think i missed a lyric in there but what the hell good morning everybody welcome to the
0:33.9	opi radio podcast it's f F.U. Friday, bitches.
0:38.5	So let us know in the chat what bothered you this week.
0:41.1	Okay.
0:41.2	I got the lyrics of like a Johnny Cash song.
0:44.7	Um, no, man.
0:45.8	It could be.
0:45.9	Huh?
0:48.2	That could be the lyrics of like a Wayland Jane Jennings or a Johnny Cash.
0:52.5	Well, I sang it a little differently.
0:54.2	It's one of, uh of my favorite talking head songs.
0:56.8	It's off speaking in tongues.
1:01.5	And that's the David Byrne with the ha.
1:04.3	Ha, ha, ha, ha, ha, ha.
1:09.3	Oh, no, it goes
1:10.9	Do you have a video where he went like this?
1:14.7	Oh, I love everything about David Byrne.
1:17.3	He's a true artist.
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