Single, Sassy & Ready to Mingle | The Roseanne Barr Podcast #130

The Roseanne Barr Podcast

Roseanne Barr

Comedy, Society & Culture

4.8 • 1.9K Ratings

🗓️ 27 March 2026

⏱️ 87 minutes

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Summary

This week on The Roseanne Barr Podcast, Roseanne sits down with her longtime best friend Shannon Hughey for some brutally honest "girl talk"—and a topic no one saw coming: Roseanne is thinking about getting ready to date again.

She's not dating. She's not on apps. She's not meeting anyone. But mentally? Emotionally? Spiritually? She's… circling the idea.

Roseanne breaks down what it actually takes to even consider dating at this point—like building tolerance for nonsense, lowering expectations just enough to survive, and figuring out if she even likes people anymore. From past relationships to hard-earned lessons, she gets real about what she will absolutely never deal with again (and what she might tolerate for the right guy… maybe).

It's honest, a little savage, and very funny—because sometimes the hardest part of dating isn't going on the date… it's convincing yourself it's worth leaving the house.

Shannon Hughey:

https://www.instagram.com/shannonhair.mupkc

https://shannonhughey.com

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0:00.0	Greetings, earthlings and humans and all other life forms and disembodied spirits.
0:10.8	I guess you would call them the collective of human shadows, because you know, humans are one way
0:20.5	in public and another way in private often so uh
0:26.6	those alter egos or alter selves of those people i know they're all tuning in here because they
0:36.1	don't think they're supposed to.
0:38.3	And I love that intrigue.
0:41.2	As well as animals who just love me because they know, when they hear me talk, they
0:47.5	went, they go, the tones, the dulcet tones coming from that throat prove that some sort of intelligence has pierced this damned sphere.
1:05.0	Welcome to the Roseanne Bar podcast.
1:08.0	Oh, you see, my patience is growing things. Bar Podcast.
1:16.1	Well, here we are.
1:25.9	I'll have to admit, I've been imbibing in alcohol more than usual because my best friend is here.
1:31.1	And this is her fourth time on the show right Jake I thought it was your third but Shannon said it was a fourth number four you get a little
1:34.6	closer to that and Jake and Jake said you are the most you are the what did you say
1:39.7	Jake most prolific least requested. But I'm kidding.
1:44.5	And people love you.
1:45.7	No, they love us together.
1:47.3	They do.
1:48.0	They love girlfriends.
1:48.8	I love you together.
1:49.9	And I'm one of the producers of the show.
1:51.4	Yeah, they do like girlfriends who've been girlfriends for long.
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