Today we are cancelling the apocalypse.

I gotta get up at 5 o'clock in the morning and sparkle,

me at least, sparkle.

I know what some of your big city no bra wear and hairy-legged women livers might say.

What is up everybody? It's another episode of maximum film.

Episode 224. episode 224, the Christmas Eve of episodes.

So, you know you're listening to Iffy Whitey Way, and I'm in the booth for my friends.

So let me go ahead and introduce you to Dams.

First up we have the Christmas Zaddy himself at full power, energy, burstly.

He is glowing right now.

It is Alonzo Dal Day. What's good? I am in my glory

I know today was very exciting. What's good for me is that Kelly Clarkson held the book I co-wrote up on

television today. The three Caballero's of the

arrows of the Deck the Hallmark podcast were all on the Kelly Clarkson show She talked about our book. She held up our book. They showed the camera the cover on camera

They served one of the recipes to the guests not just to Kelly and the guys but also to

Chloe Grace Moretz and Ashling B who were also on the couch

It was a big day. It was a very big day. So I'm just delighted to see a thing that I helped write in the hands of a talk show host.

Yes, it's the dream.

Totally. You love to see it. You love to see it. It's the dream. I know.

You love to see it.

You love to see it and I love to hear it.

Speaking of dream, right now, this Queen of the Midwest is living her dreams as all the cheers come to remind her of being back home in

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