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🗓️ 4 May 2024
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0:00.0 | The communion hymn in church last Sunday was all people that on earth do dwell, which I cherish |
0:22.3 | for the lines sing to the Lord with cheerful voice serve him with mirth which is the only time comedy is mentioned in our hymnal I do believe. There's joy and |
0:37.4 | rejoicing and gladness, but the thought of serving our Creator with jokes is rather rare, and I think it's a beautiful idea. |
0:50.0 | I'm not sure I know exactly what Joy is, but I do know the one about the engineer who sees |
0:59.3 | another engineer rolling a little pellet between his fingers, |
1:05.0 | and he says, I'm trying to figure out if this is more rubbery or more like plastic. |
1:12.0 | And the first engineer takes the pellet from him and says well |
1:16.5 | there is there is plasticity to it but there's a viscosity a sort of liquidity too. |
1:25.0 | And he puts it in his mouth and he says, |
1:28.0 | and there's a salinity to it as well. |
1:32.0 | Where did you get it? And the other engineers said, out of my nose. A joke |
1:39.7 | is a friendly transaction between two persons and even if it falls flat it |
1:47.1 | conveys a generous spirit. I have four friends who still tell me jokes, three men, one woman, all of them old enough to remember the Helen |
2:00.7 | color jokes. How did Helen Keller burn her fingers? |
2:04.8 | She tried to read the waffle iron. |
2:07.8 | And the light bulb jokes, how many philosophers does it take to change a light bulb? |
2:15.6 | Define light. |
2:18.8 | Or the, what's the difference, joke? |
2:21.8 | What's the difference between roast beef and pea soup? Anyone can roast beef? |
2:28.0 | And what did the blank say to the blank? What did the maxi pad say to the fart? |
2:35.9 | You are the wind beneath my wings. |
2:40.1 | And the double amputee jokes, what do you call a man with no arms or legs hanging on your wall? |
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