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Hello everybody, this is Legal Man. Welcome to the show.

This is going to be a good episode.

I'm going to continue the series on the ratification

and talk about some proposed changes

to the Constitution itself

that I believe the fact that they aren't there,

exposed the fact that there was never

any legitimate dispute or debate about the Constitution

because these changes are so obvious

and they would just completely and totally flip the script and keep the government

under control. And for people who don't know me, I'm a lawyer. I've practiced for more than 35 years

of America's most trusted beloved lawyer because I tell people the truth. And the truth is that I was

a constitutional conservative, a believer in the entire fairy tale about the founding and the constitution, the three co-equal branches, and the brilliance and the liberty protection, blah, blah, blah. For years and years, I ran around like an idiot, defending it, promoting it, and then about 25 years ago I got the internet. And in fairly short order, I started figuring out it's all just a complete scam. It's a con. It's a griff to keep me on a tax-paying plantation. And when I figured that out, I became self-certified as a master

practitioner and I don't need constitutional conservatives anymore. I've also given myself a lifetime

achievement award for the hundreds and hundreds of timeless podcasts I've made, explained the way

the system actually works. I gave myself the Presidential Medal of

Freedom for playing Mr. Jones in Jones Plantation, and I've given myself a Nobel Peace Prize for

helping to bring the world together playing Natty in Barnumor. And I love having fake credentials

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