I'm getting cut to Marmone and Snippet and Quint.

Yeah, which is actually last week because this will be, yeah, tell me a little bit because I'm curious, uh, where does a person go to get a vasectomy?

You're a urologist. Yes. Okay. You're a urologist. Yes. That is correct. I get a Walgreens. No, no, you go to a specialist. You call a guy, you call a guy that knows what he's doing. Okay. Yeah. You don't go to Walgreens. You're not having a guy behind a counter. Snippet, you know, taking his scissors down there.

Google reviews mean a lot actually for this because there was a urologist that had like 30, uh, what do you call them? Rankings or whatever? And, you know, stars two and a half stars. But mine was like 50 something all four over four and a half stars.

I was like, I'm going to that urologist right there. Yeah. Yeah. That guy. That seems like a good dick snipper. That's a good dick snipper. And you know, I went into the, yeah, it's different. You're going to the wrong guy. You're going to the wrong guy. So I've canceled the appointment.

Uh, they call him Edward Sizzahans. They make you go in. I noticed when they're like, well, let's, let's have an appointment. Let's talk about this. There's nothing to talk about. I want to fucking fizzect me. Okay. What they want to do like psychology. Yeah. Sure you want this. Yeah. Are you sure? Let's take another $300 out of your pocket just so we could really talk. Yeah. Yeah. Yeah. Yeah. You know, you know what? That's weird. Uh, because this, this, it just, it's odd that we're talking about this particular conversation because this morning, uh, my urologist called. I had made an appointment a few days back and talked

to him for the first time. I was like, we could set you up an appointment and everything, but we don't do that anymore. We're just going to go ahead and do it. We're going to make the appointment. Yeah. If you don't like it, go. Yeah. Money back. Yeah. So immediately five stars from me. Oh, I hope this isn't the two stars. And that's good. Well, you know what though. Oh, that'd be unfortunate. Yeah. It was nice to meet them. It is always nice to meet somebody. I didn't even meet the doctor. I got to meet the, I think there was the nurse practitioner. I feel particularly vulnerable when a woman who I don't really know very well. We've been talking and stuff. It's okay. I know she might, there's a chance she might

be feeling my balls and stuff. So she goes, just stand up and drop your pants. And you know what? Like, I'm wearing a shirt. And then to stand up and drop both your underwear and your pants to your ankles. Why you just stand there with a shirt on just seems so emasculating. Yeah. I like it. You'd rather not have this shirt there, right? I'd rather not have the shirt. And I, and sitting there with like my pants around my ankles while I'm standing there and she's taking a good, you know, 10 seconds over there. You know, I, I, I, I,

let me take my pants off. Now, if they do that to me, because I'm going to do this as well. You've inspired me, Simon. I, you're, you're a pioneer. Yeah. If they do this to me, I'm going to stand there. I'm going to stand there with like my, my arms on my hips, like Superman, just as, as my pants hurt my ankles. And I'm so sure I'm sure that he sure make sure that he sure and the around the ankles. Wait. But, but when you're, when you're Superman, don't you want to put that leg up? You can't put that leg up like Superman. Does he do that or is that

that's more Captain Morgan? You think I Captain Morgan? I probably. Yeah. Yeah. You're thinking Captain. I would, I would maybe suggest where a Kilt. Kilt. That would be great. I would love to have our hand up my skirt. There you go. Yeah. That seems a little cooler than just underwear around your ankles. I don't have a Kilt, but I can easily get hold of a skirt. Go on. Now, go ahead. Well, I was just going to throw in a funny. It was like, I think Jimmy Kimmel, a couple of weeks ago, I saw this bit where he was.

I was talking to people with unfortunate names. Well, not unfortunate, but they were very top, like a name that went along with their profession. Yeah. And there was an interview with this one guy. I remember popping up. And I just found it again. But it was a, he's a urologist with the name of Dr. Richard Chop.

That's great. And apparently he, like he is booked. You know what I mean? I think he retired now. But man, he chopped a bunch. He snipped a bunch. Not snipped. He snipped.

Yeah. Okay. I thought it was snipped. I hope he sniffs my balls tomorrow too. Do you guys? I happen to know this just because they told me how long the procedure takes. Do you guys want to take a guess?

Or do you care? I would say 20 minutes. I would say 15 minutes. It's quick. Yeah. That's, yeah. It's probably what I would say. 10, 10 minutes, 10 to 15 minutes. Yeah. Seven. Wow. This little seven minute sucker. And, and you don't even, you know, it's not like anything else where, you know, sometimes you can't eat the night before they make you take a volume.

I guess because it's nice to keep things relaxed down there. Sweet. Maybe it keeps you from getting a boner because that's probably kind of awkward. You don't want a boner there. Like a volume is going to stop me. Yeah.

Who would get a boner in that situation? No, I mean, as some people can get nervous boners. You've never heard of people getting nervous boners nervous.

I mean, it happens. It happens. Be like, look, guys, I'm not turned on. I just have a boner. It's my nerves. I'm nervous. Yeah. You're not that pretty. So trust me, some people never had someone touch their, touch their penis for them. And then when it happens that they're not knocked out, they'll get a pin. You know, you never know.

The nervous boner guy like you see is like, he's given a, he's given a presentation at his job. And slowly, slowly.

I'm probably sold like a Saturday nightlife sketch of that in like 1982. And I think it's a real thing. I don't know if they did that.

Well, why not boners? Boners are pretty sad on SNL a whole bunch. I don't know. Pretty tame. I don't know. I think they were doing heroin in the back. I think they had some boner humor.

Here's an idea. Simon, you and that doctor, you can go for a world record. You can get that seven minutes, maybe down to two if you work together. Yeah. Speedrun. Yeah.

Hop up. What a record. Hands already down. Like let's do it. That's where the kill comes in. Yeah. Yeah. And you know, apparently the one thing down just so that you guys know,

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