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Keep Your Eyes Open

Simon smokes crack

Keep Your Eyes Open

Floyd, Simon, Kamar and Chico

Tv & Film, Arts, Film Reviews, Comedy

3.01.4K Ratings

🗓️ 3 February 2026

⏱️ 94 minutes

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Summary

As we always do before a show, Simon showed up early and we got high and bitched about basketball. Standard Sunday afternoon. However, when we got inside Simon looked like he saw a ghost and was sweating like he was under investigation for murder. Needless to say, he was pretty much MIA for this whole episode. He was 10 feet away on couch. So just know that he was here in body and spirit. Just slept through the whole show. Oh, and Charlie made his podcast debut for 2 second at the beginning.  Enjoy? This Joe Rogan Experience Experience is sponsored by BetterHelp. Give therapy a try at betterhelp.com/jree and get on your way to being your best self!

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0:00.0

Let's say, let's just...

0:02.0

Okay, buddy.

0:03.9

He wants the gas.

0:06.8

It's like Kamar just figured out not...

0:08.7

Are you that high, Simon? Are you all right?

0:10.0

So high.

0:11.4

He looks like he smoked an angel dust or something.

0:15.5

We're going to wait or you battle through it.

0:18.2

Oh, man.

0:19.5

He looks like he's in Debo's chicken coop right now. Do you not want us to start? Go puke. You got to puke. Can we start? You and I have already started, don't we? Let him have his moment. Oh, he's all public. Yeah. I mean, I can't use before because you were talking too far. Have you seen Escape from Leavenworth? No. Oh, yeah. This show isn't about, you know what I saw? No, I don't care. So we go, so we, this, we go to, uh, ghost. Yeah. I buy these tickets. Who went? Will you say we? This is what it's all about. My apologies. Go ahead. So I ask a friend, actually, I don't want to throw anyone out of the bus. Okay. Ask a friend two months ago, hey, I got tickets and ghosts. I know you like this kind of music. Do you want to go with me? Yeah, I'd love to go. Check it. Don't forget, it's two weeks.

1:11.8

Let's go.

1:12.2

Yeah, it's gonna be great.

1:13.8

The night before Thursday night,

1:16.8

hey, I'm not gonna be able to go.

1:21.4

I'm like, okay, what's going on?

1:24.7

His partner's,

1:26.1

he's got to use with his partner partner who he broke up with two weeks ago

1:30.8

so now I think now I think I know who it was

1:35.4

but if you're like um yeah if I go they'll break no you're already broken up I don't I

1:40.8

do you know what I mean yeah yeah but as a guy I didn't, I didn't want to be, well, what's this all about?

1:46.1

I said, okay. So now you're going alone. So now I'm going alone. And I'm not feeling that.

1:53.2

But you have an extra ticket. I have an extra ticket. Yeah. And so do I go to Montreal, wander around and find someone random?

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