Simon smokes crack
Keep Your Eyes Open
Floyd, Simon, Kamar and Chico
3.0 • 1.4K Ratings
🗓️ 3 February 2026
⏱️ 94 minutes
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| 0:00.0 | Let's say, let's just... |
| 0:02.0 | Okay, buddy. |
| 0:03.9 | He wants the gas. |
| 0:06.8 | It's like Kamar just figured out not... |
| 0:08.7 | Are you that high, Simon? Are you all right? |
| 0:10.0 | So high. |
| 0:11.4 | He looks like he smoked an angel dust or something. |
| 0:15.5 | We're going to wait or you battle through it. |
| 0:18.2 | Oh, man. |
| 0:19.5 | He looks like he's in Debo's chicken coop right now. Do you not want us to start? Go puke. You got to puke. Can we start? You and I have already started, don't we? Let him have his moment. Oh, he's all public. Yeah. I mean, I can't use before because you were talking too far. Have you seen Escape from Leavenworth? No. Oh, yeah. This show isn't about, you know what I saw? No, I don't care. So we go, so we, this, we go to, uh, ghost. Yeah. I buy these tickets. Who went? Will you say we? This is what it's all about. My apologies. Go ahead. So I ask a friend, actually, I don't want to throw anyone out of the bus. Okay. Ask a friend two months ago, hey, I got tickets and ghosts. I know you like this kind of music. Do you want to go with me? Yeah, I'd love to go. Check it. Don't forget, it's two weeks. |
| 1:11.8 | Let's go. |
| 1:12.2 | Yeah, it's gonna be great. |
| 1:13.8 | The night before Thursday night, |
| 1:16.8 | hey, I'm not gonna be able to go. |
| 1:21.4 | I'm like, okay, what's going on? |
| 1:24.7 | His partner's, |
| 1:26.1 | he's got to use with his partner partner who he broke up with two weeks ago |
| 1:30.8 | so now I think now I think I know who it was |
| 1:35.4 | but if you're like um yeah if I go they'll break no you're already broken up I don't I |
| 1:40.8 | do you know what I mean yeah yeah but as a guy I didn't, I didn't want to be, well, what's this all about? |
| 1:46.1 | I said, okay. So now you're going alone. So now I'm going alone. And I'm not feeling that. |
| 1:53.2 | But you have an extra ticket. I have an extra ticket. Yeah. And so do I go to Montreal, wander around and find someone random? |
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