Simon Rich
Conan O’Brien Needs A Friend
Team Coco & Earwolf
4.8 • 59.3K Ratings
🗓️ 18 October 2021
⏱️ 53 minutes
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| 0:00.0 | Hi, my name is Simon Rich. |
| 0:05.0 | And I feel extremely grateful about being Conan O'Brien's friend. |
| 0:12.0 | That was sweet. |
| 0:13.0 | And I think since here, that was really nice. |
| 0:15.0 | I won for it. |
| 0:16.0 | We're gonna run that through we have a machine here called the Snarkometer. |
| 0:19.4 | And just dial it up. |
| 0:20.4 | Everything comes out in Dennis Miller's voice. |
| 0:22.3 | I feel really fucking great about being Conan O'Brien's friend. |
| 0:27.4 | Gotcha. |
| 0:29.4 | Fall is here, here and now, back to school. |
| 0:34.9 | Ring the bell, brand new shoes, walking loose, climb the fence, books and pens. |
| 0:41.3 | I can tell that we are gonna be friends. |
| 0:45.5 | I can tell that we are gonna be friends. |
| 0:51.7 | Hey there, and welcome to Conan O'Brien's, needs a friend. |
| 0:55.8 | This is a glorious day. |
| 0:58.0 | My mother always uses the word glorious. |
| 1:00.0 | I would say, mom, what do you think of this slice of pizza? |
| 1:04.3 | It's glorious. |
| 1:05.4 | She would say glorious all the time. |
| 1:07.3 | And I'm quoting my mom. |
| 1:08.3 | This is a glorious day because for the first time since she left to go on maternity leave |
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