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🗓️ 19 March 2013
⏱️ 62 minutes
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0:00.0 | Hey, I'm Morgan from Seattle. |
0:01.9 | I'm Matt from Essex, Ontario. |
0:03.4 | Hey, I'm Dan from Dayton, Mass. |
0:05.6 | Bullseye with Jesse Thorn is produced independently |
0:08.4 | and supported by listeners like you and me. |
0:10.6 | You should support the show like I did. |
0:12.4 | Just visit maximumfund.org slash donate. |
0:16.5 | I'm Jesse Thorn. Simon Rich hates it |
0:19.8 | when someone pulls the wool over his eyes. |
0:22.0 | I remember when they introduced the calculator |
0:25.8 | in like second or third grade, just like the horror of |
0:29.2 | my god, I've been doing this math by hand my whole life. |
0:34.2 | And you had this machine this whole time, you know. |
0:37.1 | You just punch in the buttons, there it is. |
0:38.8 | That's it. And you had it. |
0:39.9 | It's not a new invention. |
0:41.8 | I was singing about this the other day like post Wikipedia. |
0:45.1 | I mean, thank goodness I'm not somebody |
0:48.8 | who ever actually learned anything. |
0:51.3 | You know, I would hate to be somebody |
0:52.8 | who like has spent his life learning things |
0:56.1 | after the existence of, and then Wikipedia comes up. |
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