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I've been playing a lot of monopoly lately.

Monopoly was a game that we've talked about because when I was a kid, I was banned for a year because I threw a tantrum.

Didn't that turn into a lifetime ban?

No. No. You would, we would all, the family would joke about it.

I remember it being a lifetime ban.

We didn't really play much after that night.

The night in question. But I have been playing in a, I've rediscovered my love for that game.

It's so fun. It's a little hard to play with two people only because you just have to buy property.

You have to keep as soon as you land on something, you buy it.

Yeah, I must be really boring, actually.

It's just like, you know which way it's going to go pretty early on.

And then it's like quickly ends. It's like fun to kind of like a crew properties, but then it goes fast.

I always like getting the railroads.

It's smart because it's the evenly spaced.

You've heard of it. I always land on those railroads.

See, I like the green ones obviously are great, but I like that stretch before the green, the yellows and the reds.

Oh yeah, you like the yellows and the reds.

The rent is high and...

Have we ventured into who cares territory?

I think so. Should we do the show?

The show that people hopefully will care about. Please.

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