Simon Parry-Moreno, Jack’s Dog Origin Story & Grace’s Correction

Oh My Dog! with Jack Dee and Seann Walsh

Pink Cloud / Off The Kerb

Comedy, Comedy Interviews

4.8 • 655 Ratings

🗓️ 12 January 2026

⏱️ 52 minutes

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Summary

A funny and touching episode Oh My Dog! to kick off your new year - with our brilliant dog expert Simon Parry-Moreno joining us for advice, reassurance and some genuinely eye-opening answers (including whether dogs communicate by blinking).

Before Simon arrives, Jack takes us through his lifelong history with dogs - from Barney the Basset to the childhood dog who most reminds him of Dolly, and Grace with one of her much-adored corrections for Seann.

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00:00 Intro and happy new year

00:19 Mildred falls in love with one of Jack’s gifts

00:54 Sara’s doormat from Seann finally arrives

02:00 Dolly loves Christmas and yet another comment about her not walking

04:15 Ice, cold weather and why Juniper isn’t going out

05:15 Seann asks Jack for his full dog family history

06:10 Seann’s mind is completely blown

06:30 Jack’s incredible stories and how Barney the Basset started it all

09:09 Juniper joins in and Jack shares a childhood photo with Flicker, who reminds him of Dolly

10:47 Back to the same person who asks Jack about Dolly every single day

11:45 Seann’s confession about Mildred and the Celebrations

14:01 More of Jack’s childhood stories and how bonkers kids really are

14:30 Sara’s children and the great Sudocrem fiasco

15:28 Miles Jupp’s son at age three

17:00 Why Wylda finds Seann annoying

18:39 Correcting Seann on something from a previous episode

19:41 Grace delivers the much-needed correction via voice note

21:23 Debriefing Seann’s made-up dog breed thanks to autocorrect

22:32 Jane’s message that went wrong

23:44 Welcoming dog expert Simon Parry-Moreno

24:05 Update on Strudel, textbook training and learning from Leia

26:00 Do dogs communicate through blinking?

28:05 How much time to train a four-month-old puppy each day

31:30 When it’s OK to leave a puppy and an older dog

36:33 Why overexcited dogs are a problem

38:00 Jack on how we anthropomorphise our dogs

40:30 Seann gets put out and threatens to start a new podcast

41:43 Sylvia’s email about her dog nudging her down the stairs

44:35 Simon’s top piece of dog advice

45:20 Saying goodbye to Simon

46:09 Signing off… Jack loses the script and blinks it

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