Simon Cowell on Regrets, Fame and Fatherhood
The Rest Is Entertainment
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🗓️ 18 December 2025
⏱️ 58 minutes
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| 0:00.0 | This episode is brought to you in partnership with Hotel Chocolat. Now, we talk an awful lot about different creatives, actors, directors, and the main thing we're looking for is someone who's one of a kind. I actually, also, as you know, talk quite a lot about my valvertiser. They've got one. You actually do, to be sure. I genuinely do. This is Landis. This is the product that I basically asked to advertise. |
| 0:22.6 | Yeah. |
| 0:23.1 | There is an all-new valvertiser, yes, from Hohistavis. I know this is an advert, but I just want to assure everyone listening. It's also sort of not an advert. This is real. Because you banged on about it a lot. Okay. As you know, I have a valvertiser. very, very recently at the end of November, my father's birthday, I bought the all-new |
| 0:39.8 | velveteries room. I rang my mother and said, as you had it yet, you know, we haven't set it up yet. I said, no, no, you just take it out of the box and plug it in. And then there's a button and you can press, you can do hot or cold, like barista-level hot chocolate. Listen, I don't often talk about thermodynamics when I talk about chocolate, but I understand that you love the velveterizer. What I do know is the engineers at Hotel Chocolate have created what they think is the perfect cup of hot chocolate or cold chocolate. You seem to agree with them as well. Oh, it is. And everything you need is in that package. Gift the magic of the all-new valvertiser this Christmas. |
| 1:11.9 | Visit Hotel Chocolat in store or online to find out more. |
| 1:18.6 | This episode is brought to you by Channel 4. |
| 1:21.2 | There's always a lot to watch at this time of year, Richard, |
| 1:23.7 | but you can always rely on Channel 4 to give you something altogether different. |
| 1:27.2 | When everything seems to be dictated by algorithms, where do you find up-and-coming comedians, |
| 1:31.5 | new favourite entertainment shows or award-winning dramas? |
| 1:33.8 | Well, you can find them all at once on Channel 4. |
| 1:36.5 | Exactly. |
| 1:37.1 | Stream now on Channel 4. |
| 1:38.8 | This episode is presented by E.E. |
| 1:41.4 | Marina, are you hosting or guesting for Christmas this year? |
| 1:44.5 | Normally, every other year I am a very grateful guest, but I'm now a slightly trepidacious host. |
| 1:52.5 | Yes, it is me in the apron having a meltdown over all the cooking. |
| 1:57.7 | No, I don't think I'll have a meltdown. |
| 2:00.0 | It's a lot, isn't it? Yeah. But you have to just keep saying to yourself, it's just a big chicken. Just a big chicken. It's just a really big chicken. It's just a really enormous chicken. We are also hosting this year. Looking forward to it very much. If you are hosting, and EE has the best broadband technology. If you are guesting, then EE has the best mobile technology. And my goodness, |
| 2:18.9 | you need it at Christmas, right? Yes. The third babysitter, the distractor. Just when the family |
| 2:24.1 | walk into the house is hello grandma, hello granddad. What's the Wi-Fi password? I might need that. |
| 2:30.6 | Yeah. Get the best connectivity for your home and your phone with EE. And if you're |
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