You're ready to bump this pod?

Yeah.

You're like, yeah, huh?

Yeah, huh?

Welcome to The Crunch, the only podcast that acknowledges the horrors of the meat industry,

but we'll do nothing to change their diets.

I'm Ethan.

And I'm Patrick.

You want to talk about Pope Francis?

Yeah, sure.

All right then.

Absolutely not.

I don't want to do that at all.

I'd much rather talk about former Idol, a former American Idol judge, Simon Cowell. Okay. What did he say? Did he release a document? No, no, no, he hasn't released no documents. I've just been, I've just been watching some old audition clips and hot tamales. That show used to be brutal i it's it's so cringy now why what's

the difference i haven't i mean i got to admit that i have not been up to date on american idol yeah

well i mean i seems like back in the day people would people would come up and sing and someone

be like that was the most disgusting garbage i've ever heard in my life. And then people would cry and

then they would leave. And Randy Jackson would be like, that's it, dog. And like that,

and then they would cut to commercial. But now it's like, me and my dog decided 30 years ago that

we were going to become musicians together and here we are and here's my

dog and well I've the dog has died since we first so I got a new dog and here we are to to do our

routine and every judge is like you're so brave you're so brave you're so brave you're so brave

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