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Yeah, there is a lot of flies about actually. Instead of using a chemical spray or something like that, I noticed that I've got...

I have been in the past quite into predatory plants, you know.

What, like a fly trap? Yeah, you know carnivorous plants. So penis fly trap and there's another one that looks a bit like a pooh and penis fly trap.

All those loose seats that won't stay up. Oh gosh, they are!

Just think it's stay. The ones that definitely won't stay up, that's one thing.

I'll think it's staying up and then you're just in the middle of business and it drops.

You do the slow-close, catches you on the bell and causes all manner of collateral damage as well. That's a penis fly trap.

We've got one of them. Have you? Yes, you have actually. Your downstairs louis are right-old penis fly trap.

I remember that. It's a terrible... Oh, it's both of them. They're awful. They're awful. Both are toilets. I'm so close to destroying them.

I'm saying this just because it's a very...

I feel that will be the very definition of cutting off your nose despite your face if you destroyed your own louis.

I think, yeah, I draw the line at Garden Poo's. I don't think that's a cool thing to do just to Garden Poo.

There is a massive fly that's coming around, you know, like a Hercules plane.

They carry loads of stuff, they're massive, but they're not quick or agile. There's a fly that's just like that that's just cruising around this room.

So I thought I'd reference it. But what I'd like to do is I'd like to get...

And I don't know the name of the plant, but it's... It's not the Venus fly trap.

It looks a bit like a baboon's bum hole. They're these flowers. They're these flowers, which...

They're like a conical tube with a red rim. So they do look like a swinter. They're a bit tricky.

Yes, and they're full of what appears to be very runny honey, but of course there's a fly goes.

Oh, there's a red rim. That looks interesting. I'm going to go in and it must give off a smell.

And then they climb in and they just... It's like us drowning in a vatful of rich energy.

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