Hey, folks, this is Kevin. Just a few words before we start.

We have two big live shows happening in July.

First, at the Nerdmelt Theatre in Los Angeles, we have Carrie Kenny Silver from Reno911

and the state also stand up Baratunde Thurston and actor Cooper Barnes.

And then that same night, July 26 at the People's Improv Theatre in New York,

we have Shang Wang, the sexiest man alive, ladies.

If you are ladies who are more or less me.

Also that night, the beloved New York storyteller, Faye Lane,

and author and solo performer extraordinaire, Ms. Jen Nails.

Find out more about live shows at risk-show.com slash tour.

Now here's the show.

Extra dress.

Hello, kids.

This is extra risk where we give you just a little bit more of the show where people tell

true stories than ever thought they dared to share.

I'm Kevin Allison, and this is Quadnitos, behind me now.

Today, we have two stories for you.

The second one will come from our beloved Mr. Tom Shaloo.

We always love when Tom does the show, because he really is.

When it comes to storytelling, one of the greatest.

We call his story My Hay Day.

But the first story comes to us from Simon Amstel,

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