Simms QB Countdown #7-5: All-time arms
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Chris Simms
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🗓️ 2 June 2026
⏱️ 38 minutes
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| 0:00.0 | Yo, yo, yo, what up, homies on today's Chris Sims on Button. |
| 0:02.4 | Stu Gots and I hit on three more QBs in the Sims countdown. |
| 0:06.6 | And we finally reach the top five. |
| 0:10.0 | Chris Sims on Button starts right after this. |
| 0:15.2 | If Jalen Hertz wins another Super Bowl, will you finally agree with me that he's better than Patrick Mahomes? |
| 0:22.5 | You're such an idiot. I'm going to have nightmares. This is the worst thing I ever did |
| 0:26.6 | was ask you to host this podcast. What was I thinking? |
| 0:30.6 | Yo, yo, yo, what's up? It's Chris Sims. It's Chris Sims on button. Don't adjust your screen. |
| 0:35.3 | It is the second day in a row. The idiot, Stugats is here to have no |
| 0:39.5 | fear. Okay. That was him. And I don't regret it. You know, at times I do, but I don't regret |
| 0:45.7 | ever having you on. We always have good combo. What's up, man? We crank it through the |
| 0:50.1 | quarterback rankings as usual. Yes. Number seven, six, and five today. If people are |
| 0:55.4 | wondering out there, hey, Steggatz, why are you wearing the same exact thing you were wearing |
| 0:59.8 | yesterday? It's because I'm so excited about number seven, number six, and number five. I |
| 1:05.4 | slept here. I didn't go home. So I am in the same studio that we did this from yesterday when |
| 1:10.4 | you released 10, 9 and 8. I'm not going to go home when I'm sitting here because I don't want this opportunity to go awry. And so I just slept here for 7, 6 and 5. Yeah, that's very good of you. That's very good. You are a dedicated guy. No doubt about that. No doubt. Yeah. Well, we should have told you, You know, full transparency. We said this on yesterday or on the Monday pod, right? I mean, yeah, we're taping this one. I should have told you to bring another shirt. I have gotten in this mode, you know, because during the spring, my regular host, Connor Rogers, had stuff he had to do on Tuesday where we had to tape two on Monday, I started bringing the other shirt because I was like, oh my gosh, I look like a fool wearing the same shirt two days in a row on peacock. And so I made an effort. And you know what you could do. Maybe you just put your sunglasses on right now and everybody will just think it's a different look. And they'd be like, oh, look, he dressed differently for this one right here. |
| 2:03.2 | Well, hold on. |
| 2:03.8 | There's actually a new hat in here. Oh, there's a new hat too. Good. Oh, what ugly dad hat do you have to add to that? Oh, there's the famous head. Okay. Does that fit? and then you know you look like you got like glasses like you're a police cop that's what those |
| 2:18.6 | cops that's what those glasses look like you look like you got like glasses like you're a police cop. That's what those glasses look like. You look like you're like, you know, the bad cop and Terminator 2 who steals the sunglasses. That's what you look. We put them on. Let me see him. Very dated reference here. I look like Podge from chips is what you're trying to say. That's exactly. |
| 2:38.0 | You're right. For all those out there, look that up because that was an old man reference by Stu Gatz right there. But you do. You really do. Hey, can I see your license |
| 2:42.8 | and registration, please? Right. And go figure the hat that's in here for me to wear is the |
| 2:48.9 | colors of the team that I hate the most, even though I love them to New York Jets. I can't get away from your people. You know, my, my regular |
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