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Chris Simms Unbuttoned

Simms QB Countdown #24-19: Make or Break + Jaxson Dart drama

Chris Simms Unbuttoned

Chris Simms

Sports, Football

4.71.5K Ratings

🗓️ 26 May 2026

⏱️ 74 minutes

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Summary

The QB Countdown enters the Top 20, with some passers facing a make-or-break season. Jaxson Dart’s “missteps” made some unwanted headlines for the Giants this weekend. But first, Connor pays $50 to be Chris’ friend again.

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0:00.0

Yo, yo, yo, what up, homies?

0:01.2

On today's Chris Sims Unbutton, the QB countdown enters the top 20 with some passers facing a make or break season.

0:08.6

Jackson Dart made some unwanted headlines for the Giants this weekend.

0:12.5

But first, Connor pays $50 to be my friend again.

0:16.5

Chris Sims on button starts right after this.

0:57.4

Let's do some quarterback jersey math. We're going to see two quarterbacks, Chris. Their jersey numbers are covered. You and I, this is scary for us. We have to put our brains together. I'm from Jersey, and I don't do good math. They don't do math. And I'm blonde, and I went to Texas. So I got a lot of things working against me here. Yeah. And look at this. Sims and Sims. Yeah. Well, Chris, I know you wore five. Yep, you would be wrong. And then you didn't wear five? No, no, you would be wrong. This is great. This is great content. Oh, man, that brother wore five with the jets. That's probably what has me screwed up. He thinks the Jets with Congress. And then Big Phil, the double ones there. He worries, one-one.

1:11.8

Number 2. Damn, dude. I was number 2. That's tough for me. 13 right there with Chris and Phil. And I'm ashamed that you're my friend. It's the worst friending I've ever done. Yo, yo, yo, what's up? It's Chris Sims. It's Chris Sims.

1:11.8

Button.

1:12.2

We're here.

1:12.8

It's Tuesday live 10 a.m. YouTube. Connor Rogers is here. He's not the best friend I've ever had. No, he's not. Gosh, he doesn't even know my number. I'm going to make it up to you. Yeah, are you? How are you going to do that? Oh, look at you coming in.

1:26.6

Oh, damn.

1:28.2

How do you like this?

1:29.1

Where did you buy that?

1:30.5

Wouldn't you going to do that? Oh, look at you coming. Oh, damn. How do you like this? Where did you buy that? Wouldn't you like to know? Look at that. Literally, as soon as I went home that day. You were like, wait, let me go look this up for myself. Did he really wear number two? I'll never forget it ever again. I got the C-Sims number two. Wow, that's been worn.

1:44.6

That's a used jersey for sure.

1:46.4

This is the real deal.

1:47.1

Yeah.

1:47.4

No China fake or nothing.

1:48.7

Look at that.

1:58.5

Yeah, that's old school. Back in the days, we had Reebok, right? I mean, yeah, that would have been the jersey. That's how I knew right away. Yeah. Because without the Reebok, then I definitely would have thought it was a repurposed fake.

2:00.8

But this is the real deal, dude.

2:02.2

This is probably from the rookie season.

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