Attention at all passengers. You can now book your train tickets on Uber and get 10% back in Uber credits to spend on your next train journey.

So no excuses not to visit your in-laws this Christmas.

Trains now on Uber. T's and C's apply check the Uber app. And the Hello there you bunch of smashes, Noonan here welcome to the standard issue

gig cast in this episode me and Hannah Dunleithy had a fucking marvelous time

with Deseret Birch Joe Colfield and only bloody Jennifer Saunders hold me I'm still swooning

we talked about cat wrangling Neapolitan poo whether there are actually any

women in history and how easy it is to get chewing gum stuck in your pubes.

This episode was recorded in front of a live audience at Leicester Square Theatre in London.

We've got a whole bunch of gigs coming up with excellent women, including Rachel Paris,

Vicky McClure, Lucy Mangan, Shazir Merza,

Gemma Whelan and Nijella Lawson.

And we recently announced our Manchester show on May the 20th at the Lowry featuring Julie

Hesman Hall and Lou Conran. That's right a gig in the north where I'm from so I'll

know everyone there. Ticket information is available from the standard issue section of Sarah's website which you'll find it Sarah Milliken.co. UK forward slash standard hyphen issue.

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