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exclusion supply. And the Standard issue for all women.

Hello there and welcome to episode 31 of the standard issue podzine.

I'm Mickey Noonan and today I'm raising my tickling stick to salute the tatif hilarious king of naughty ash.

Good night, Doddy.

I'm Hannah Dunleavy, and this week I coined the term nounsplaining

for that thing your mom does when you tell her a story

and she then repeats it back to you in

slightly different words. It's a definite phenomenon and I'm Jen Offord and I will

kill you if you continue your daytime drilling somewhere in the hinterland of

the basement of my apartment block.

The podcast has very quickly got personal.

Later on we chat to Bonifidey Smasher Helen Warmsely Johnson about her memoir,

Look What You Made Me Do, which is a devastating look at domestic abuse focusing on coercive control.

Language and bad language enthusiasts Kathy Salomon comes in to tell us whether swearing is a sign of a lack of vocabulary or just really fucking cool.

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