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There was three ordinary women on what seemed like a simple mission to find a film they liked,

one where women got something to do and not just look pretty or be murdered.

Which, to be totally honest, has complicated matters a bit.

Welcome to flicking. Yes, it sounds a bit rude. That's the joke.

Hello and welcome to this month's flicking, our regular look at one of our favorite films, which we then put in front of the other two

to see whether we were right, wrong or care what they think. I am joined as ever by Yossie Osmond.

Yossra Osman.

Yossra hello.

Hello.

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