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🗓️ 23 February 2017
⏱️ 55 minutes
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0:00.0 | Attention at all passengers. You can now book your train tickets on Uber and get 10% back in Uber credits to spend on your next train journey. |
0:11.0 | So no excuses not to visit your in-laws this Christmas. |
0:16.5 | Trains now on Uber. T's and C's apply check the Uber app. |
0:20.1 | Just imagine what your best Christmas ever would sound like. |
0:23.5 | Thank you for calling National Lottery and I can see you calling about a winner today, is that correct? |
0:27.5 | Yeah, I think I have. I should take a double check for the car wheel. |
0:31.0 | Yeah, I can confirm that you have won the top prize 1.2 million. |
0:35.0 | Oh my word! Happy Christmas! Why do you know? |
0:39.0 | You have the best Christmas ever. |
0:41.0 | I got a hair thing. |
0:42.0 | This Christmas, it could be you. The National Lottery. Rules and procedures apply. Players must be |
0:48.4 | 18 or over. Hello your bunch of smashes this is Sarah Milliken if he can hear Scratch at the door |
0:59.0 | it's my cat who's trying to get in because he doesn't make me having fun |
1:02.1 | without him. |
1:03.0 | Welcome to the Standard Issue podcast. |
1:06.0 | In this episode, Me and Standard Issue Deputy Editor Hannah Dunleavy, |
1:09.0 | went along to the Leicester Comedy Festival |
1:12.0 | and had a Cracker N matter with Jane Hill who's |
1:14.8 | comedian and writer Danielle Ward. We talked about shower caps, |
1:20.4 | Chippendale's on a plane, which is not a sequel to that other film and dancing with dogs. |
1:26.2 | This episode was recorded in front of a live audience that Fire Book in Leicester. |
1:30.1 | We've got a whole bunch of these booked in with, oh, some amazing guests, Sue Perkins, |
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