Hello and welcome to episode 270 of the Standard Issue Podzene. I'm McKininen and I'm going

to the dentist this week, so I found my dentist to book the appointment, probably like four

months ago, or however long it takes to get an NHS dentist appointment now. And I made

my appointment year and a half, a year and a half. Well, I was supposed to go last year,

but stuff conspired against me. So now here we are 12 months later, trying again. And I

booked my appointment and I hung up the phone and I thought, oh, do you know what? I should

have just booked one for Gary as well. So I phoned back and I said, can I make an appointment

for my husband? And she said, of course, and she gave me an appointment for Gary and I am

really annoyed. Why do you think I'm annoyed? What time is Gary's appointment?

Before your appointment. No. His appointment is at 230. The dream. The dream I want at an appointment

at 230. He's so delighted. At least, you know, you'll be fresh from brushing your teeth.

Oh, mine's only half an hour before. It's just annoying that he gets 230 and I get two.

Why is the 230 a dream instead of two? It's a joke. 230. What time she go to the dentist? 230.

Oh, sorry. I was like, what are you talking about? Don't understand. Someone didn't have a big

book of dad jokes in a pocket watching a small child. I certainly did not know.

I'm Hannah Dunlavy and Brexit is really helping me to get my steps in. Tell us more.

So I've just been on holiday to Copenhagen, although I have actually been on several European,

like short trips in the last year, one of which with you, Mickey, so you can confirm what I am

about to say is true. Uh-huh. And when you fly back, they put you from the absolute

furthest possible gate every single time if you're flying to the UK now.

And yesterday at Copenhagen Airport, from where we were from like the main hall to our gate,

three and a half thousand steps. That's nearly two miles we had to walk. There wasn't a travel

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