Standard issue for all women. Hello and welcome to episode 266 of The Standard

Issue, Potsy. I'm Mickey Nunan and yesterday I held a fox. Well, I need to know more about

this immediately. Where? How? What? Why? It was my nephew, Fox. Oh, right. It's a bit

disappointing to be honest, but it's disappointing. Yeah, I can tell. It's so cute though. He was

dressed sort of as a fox. He had like Fox socks on. I was like, does he always have to be

wearing Fox related clothing at all times? And my brother was like, yes. And I was like,

Ferdy's, I'd be the same. He is six months old. He was six months old yesterday and the size

of a three month old baby, but he's doing very well. And he's very cute. And he is so smiley.

It was a delight. And yeah, Harper's lovely with him too. So I had a very lovely family

day. Oh, I also have a little bit of envy where they're at the age to do where you can name

them without being told off-lead. Should I not tell people what they're called? I wouldn't

put their face on Instagram or anything. No, I'm saying they get funny. Oh, they get funny.

Yeah, sure. Yeah. I mean, who knows if podcast will exist by the time these guys are like

off and A. We'll all have like bionic ears. Oh, fucking L.I. episode. I really need one.

I'm Hannah Dunlavy. And last week I went to meet Mix New Kitten, Mr. Trausers. He's fine

with you naming him, by the way. And the journey home was absolutely horrific. I regret nothing.

It was a horrible journey home because the M11 was short, which makes it a nightmare poor Hannah.

But you did pretend to eat him like he was a little sweet corn. And that's surely worth it.

I did. I did rub him into my face. And that's what got me through when I was

diverted through a town that already had diversions. And then hit a road that was closed for flooding.

Yeah. Did you shout inception at some point when you're like, what signs are they brought

on my following? I did eventually do a thing that my dad advised me to do in these situations

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