SIM Ep 856 Pod 256: You can never have too much chat about witches
Standard Issue Podcast
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🗓️ 31 May 2023
⏱️ 77 minutes
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| 0:00.0 | Hello and welcome to episode 256 of the Standard Issue Podsy. I'm Mickey Noonan and I got |
| 0:19.6 | fist bumped by a lemur. Where? Just looking to have a high straight. |
| 0:24.6 | Awesome stoke riddled with lemurs. Now at the Kotel Wildlife Park, which is absolutely |
| 0:29.4 | amazing and was an anniversary outing, which was totally lovely. And there's a little |
| 0:34.6 | section called Madagascar. And lemurs are just free roaming, amazing. And they do say don't |
| 0:40.8 | touch the lemurs. But I was like, what if a lemur touched me? And that's what happened. |
| 0:45.6 | Fair enough. Did you put your fist out for the lemur? He put his fist out. And so I was |
| 0:51.5 | like, okay. Fair enough. Just following your lead body. So cute. God, I love the Kotts |
| 0:57.5 | World. It's beautiful. Yeah, they are lovely. I love a lemur. Come on. And lemurs. It's |
| 1:04.6 | just a marriage made in heaven, which indeed is what we were celebrating. I'm Hannah Dunlavy |
| 1:10.6 | and public service announcement that you think that people would know. Don't leave your |
| 1:15.3 | dogs in cars with the windows open to in the hot weather. The windows open. Yeah. Isn't |
| 1:21.5 | that the best thing to do to a dog in a car? I mean, don't leave them in a car, but if |
| 1:26.0 | you have to leave it with the window, which is don't leave them in the fucking car. Because |
| 1:29.8 | what happened to me at the weekend was I went to home base. It's on an industrial estate. |
| 1:35.2 | And I pulled in as I was just driving all bit very slowly down the car park. I dog jumped |
| 1:40.2 | out of a car because the window was open too much. Jumped out, ran in front of me. I had |
| 1:45.8 | to break. It got very distressed. It ran rounded circles for a bit. I got out of the car. |
| 1:51.4 | It fucked off into Don Elm, where it then caused absolutely. Hey, I bought some scutter |
| 1:56.3 | cushions. It was a very reasonably priced photo frames. Yeah. It bought some garden art. |
| 2:04.2 | And then it came back out. No, it was very distressing for it. So just don't leave your dogs |
| 2:09.2 | in cars at all because windows not open enough. It's going to suffocate. Wooden is going |
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