Have you ever wondered what it feels like to become a lotto millionaire?

So I can't confirm now that isn't coming up a million pound wind, so well done, yeah.

Oh, thought I can't believe it. I'm shooting. I can't be real.

It's so real. Robert is just one of 132 lotto millionaires made in the last year,

and there's many, many more to come. It could be you, lotto from the National Lottery.

Number of lotto millionaires made is based on figures from June 2022 to June 2023.

Bruce and procedures are played. There's must be 18 or over.

Standard issue for all women. Hello, and welcome to episode 242 of the standard issue

podzine. I'm Mickey Nunan, and I am sad about sausages. Well, I'm always pretty happy about

sausages mixed, so I'm going to need some more information on this. Yeah,

Trujette loves some bollocks and islands. Some hog nostril pat for Jen, please.

Thank you. Well, I have to say that I'm a vegetarian. How do you know someone's a vegetarian?

They'll tell you. There you go. Just did. And we had discovered an incredible substitute sausage,

which is pretty much the only fake meat that I eat, and it was my tasting glory, and it was

incredible, and they've discontinued it, which made me do a big sad face. So I've been

trialling other veggie sausages, other vegan sausages, and nothing is quite hitting the mark.

Stay away from Richmond. I got some of those by accident, and I kept them. They came in a

Saint Petersburg delivery, and they've got a real distinct, bleachy aftertaste. I can absolutely

confirm what Hallad and Levy has just reported. I have tried the Richmond, and was very much

soul and greenest people. It was a really weird aftertaste. No, thank you. Greg's better not

discontinue a vegan sausage roll, or I'll be up in arms. Do you know, I've got one solitary

share in Greg's. My brother introduced me to this trading app, which I keep me to tell you about

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