SIM Ep 820 Pod 241: Mums, mutts, mates and Mandy

Standard Issue Podcast

Standard Issue

Society & Culture

4.7 • 1.1K Ratings

🗓️ 15 February 2023

⏱️ 82 minutes

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Summary

Jacqui Honess-Martin’s brilliant ITV drama, Maternal, centres on three female doctors going back to work after having children and our Jen bloody loves it. As well as exploring mumhood and female friendship, it’s also a warts-and-all look at the NHS, so Jen and Jacqui chat dodgy temperatures, dodgy infrastructure, and why it’s not helpful to put the NHS on a pedestal. Hannah’s been on the Zoom with Rachel Casey, Director of Canine Behaviour and Research at Dogs Trust, to talk about the cost of living crisis, how it's affecting pet owners and what can be done to keep pets with their owners. In Jenny Off The Blocks, even Alex Morgan doesn’t understand FIFA, while in Rated or Dated, Hannah and Mick’s forthcoming trip to Rome could be on the rocks following a discussion of who’s the real prick in Planes, Trains and Automobiles. And in the Bush Telegraph, there’s abhorrent nonsense in America, abhorrent nonsense over here, but some potentially good news from Australia. A heads up that this is a particularly C-bomb heavy episode, but, y’know, with good cause as ever. *If you are struggling to look after your dog and need support, if you're interested in fostering or adopting a dog, or if you want to make a donation, you can find out more at the Dogs Trust website https://www.dogstrust.org.uk/. Support this show http://supporter.acast.com/standardissuespodcast. Hosted on Acast. See acast.com/privacy for more information. Learn more about your ad choices. Visit megaphone.fm/adchoices

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0:00.0	What do you have these which have a little Janet Jackson thing here. Janet Jackson slashed
0:18.9	being cute. Yes it is not quite as Janet Jackson as indeed Janet Jackson. Do you do it
0:25.6	with one tittle? With just the one yeah just the one. Standard issue for all women. Hello and
0:32.3	welcome to episode 241 of the Standard Issue Podzine. I'm Mickey Noonan and on Saturday night I
0:38.6	accidentally went to Camden. I'm Hannah's only V and further to mix fact. Who's going to tell
0:46.1	this story Mickey? Do you want to start? Well I'm intrigued so someone but I'd better crack on.
0:51.6	So the accidental trip to Camden. Now Hannah very kindly for my birthday an early birthday
0:57.0	present took me to see standing at the sky's edge at the National the Richard Hawley musical by
1:02.4	Chris Bush is excellent. It was indeed. Had a lovely time. Did a cry? Had a sing? Lovely stuff.
1:08.0	And then we thought let's just get on the bus back to King's Cross and then we started chatting
1:14.6	and then I said why are we on Camden High Street? And we got off the bus about five stops after we
1:22.1	should have got off the bus. The first thing I said when we got off the bus is I'm too old for Camden.
1:28.0	Yes and then the next thing we saw was a woman staggering along with an undressed sex doll. So we
1:34.4	were very much too old for Camden. So we waited our way through the Chris packets and piss to
1:40.8	get to the and the pizza get to the train station at Camden. It was fucking carnage, Jim. It was awful.
1:47.5	It's terrible and then Hannah got herself involved in a brawl.
1:52.8	Did you? Well I can say it's a very slowly pushed towards the brawl by an escalator and there was
2:01.8	literally nothing I could do about it. Just as we were like I was maybe like two steps up from the
2:07.6	bottom of the escalator. Suddenly this woman fell backwards into me and then onto the floor and
2:13.2	then shouted you can't you can't and it was scrambling. And then I was on top of her having to
2:20.3	walk backwards up the stairs of the escalator onto Mickey and she had a really like low
2:26.4	address on and Mickey and I had just had a conversation about what would happen if a bit of your
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