SIM Ep 814 Pod 238: Sort your sewing out, Sort Your Shit Out, and sort your massive cock out

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Standard Issue

Society & Culture

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🗓️ 25 January 2023

⏱️ 82 minutes

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Ellie Gibson, comedian, one half of comedy double act The Scummy Mummies and self-proclaimed “bit of a pisshead”, has taken a long, hard look at her relationship with booze and decided to do something about it. She’s started a podcast! She tells our Mick about the excellent Sort Your Shit Out, the joys and rules of moist January, the perils of kiwi fruit, and finding a liveable middle ground when it comes to alcohol. Jen talks to Guildford Refugee Aid* volunteer Melanie Keane about how she's helping refugees via the practical as well as therapeutic powers of sewing. And will Jen also get the help she needs with making those trousers? Jen’s talking "embarrassment" in women’s football and the gender gap in women’s sport in Jenny off The Blocks. And in Rated or Dated, Hannah’s much more tickled by John C Reilly than Mark Wahlberg’s hefty schlong, as we watch actual wang-fest, Boogie Nights. Plus, there’s a big resignation, a landmark law and more of the old kickball in the Bush Telegraph. *If you fancy helping out the refugees Melanie is helping out, here’s the link to the Guildford Refugee Aid’s Amazon wishlist. https://www.amazon.co.uk/registries/custom/2SI9TJN75QUND/guest-view Support this show http://supporter.acast.com/standardissuespodcast. Hosted on Acast. See acast.com/privacy for more information. Learn more about your ad choices. Visit megaphone.fm/adchoices

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0:00.0	So, do you know my Alexa keeps vaping at me, so I'll just turn it off in case it's picking it up. Sorry.
0:15.6	Computer!
0:18.0	Pop-hop!
0:20.0	Right, I've turned it off.
0:22.0	Standard issue for all women.
0:24.0	Hello and welcome to episode 238 of The Standard Issue Podsy.
0:28.0	I'm Mickey Noonan and I'm excited to be able to go back to the gym tomorrow. Who even am I?
0:34.0	Do you're Mickey Noonan and you like the gym?
0:38.0	I know, but if you told me that, like even two years ago, I'd have laughed in your face, Jen,
0:44.0	which would be very rude of me, particularly at the height of a pandemic, but I would have done it.
0:48.0	I'd have done it.
0:50.0	It's very specifically my gym that I'm excited to go back to stronger because it's excellent.
0:54.0	There was a brilliant moment last week where my coach Abby wanted to talk to me about something,
1:00.0	so she just shouted, you're snatched at me and I just was like, rude.
1:06.0	But it is a move for anyone listening who doesn't know that. It's a move, not my lady cave, not my happy valley.
1:12.0	Speaking of which, and speaking of what's been getting my part fucking pounding, I'm Hannah's unlavian.
1:18.0	I genuinely don't know if I can cope with a happy valley stress.
1:22.0	I watched it yesterday and I went into the kitchen and I have got a lot of things on that I won't bore everyone with.
1:28.0	But I have got a lot of stress in my life at the minute, but I was in the kitchen.
1:32.0	And I was having this nervous, just general nervous nauseous feeling and I thought,
1:36.0	what is it that's bothering me? And I thought, it's fucking tummy leap from it.
1:40.0	That's what's bothering me. I feel actually genuinely nervous.
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