This is a passenger announcement. You can now book your train on Uber and get 10% back in credits to spend on Uber eats.

So you can order your own fries instead of eating everyone else's.

Trains, now on Uber. T's and C's apply. Check the Uber app. And the Standard issue for all women.

Oh, hey there, Standard Issue for all women.

Oh hey there, welcome to episode 28 of the standard-issue podzine.

I'm Mickey Noonan and I want to accidentally stop my finger up for Jaguar's nose.

I honestly thought that was going to say arse

I'm Hannah Dunleavy and I keep forgetting to put my bins out

is that euphemism unfortunately not and I'm Jen offered and this week I learned that kittens used to be called catlings.

That is very cute.

It's amazing, isn't it?

I wish you could see Jen's delighted little face.

It's not your only podcast this week, is it mate?

No, it's not. I'm also chatting to the excellent Carrie Ad Lloyd on this week's grief

cast, which you can hear today if you're listening on Wednesday.

Later on, our personal finance expert, Vix Leighton, is here to tell us why loyalty doesn't pay.

Yoda Osman tells us what's worth checking out at the cinema as Oscar season gets underway.

And Miller tells us what books should be on our bedside tables and indeed in our eyes.

And I do Disney's The Black Cauldron.

Brace yourselves.

But first, what aboutery, lesson charitable behaviour and post by Bendy Banana.

It's time for the Bush Telegraph.

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