Standard Issue for all women.

Hello and welcome to episode 229 of the Standard Issue pod scene.

I'm Mickey Noonan and I've got a real taste for the pain of wasabi peas.

Wasabi peas, that's quite good at this time of year does sort of um block the sinuses.

Yeah sometimes if if it's really powerful I have to do this to get to get some of the pain

out of my nose. If I knew you could give them to two year olds

I stopped a lot of my problems in the last few days. Very bunged up.

I think that's so cool to the unless species. I'm not really going to give my wasabi peas don't

don't worry. I'm Hannah Dunlavy. Would anybody like a wicker Christmas tree skirt?

Talk me through it. Is this for Christmas disco? The annual standard issue Christmas disco.

Not that sort of skirt. Yep made out of wicker. It arrived at my house the other day erroneously.

I had never ordered one. Ops. And when I rang and said I seem to have been delivered something

I didn't order they said hey yeah that's the mistake keep it. You know I guess it's because

they cost £20 and it's probably cheaper to just lose £20 and it is to pay someone to come

and collect it from me. But I don't want it. It's absolutely huge. It's in a massive box

under my desk taking up space. Would it fit an Edward wood wood in it? No because it's

gold in the bottom. I can't see I thought I could make a basket at least it could become a cat

basket but it doesn't have a hole in the bottom because it does have a hole in the bottom. It doesn't

have a bottom in the bottom. No use for the annual man burning event at the snow. The standard issue

on your mum. Which ironically we do at Christmas. Yeah I asked my mum if she wanted it and she said

nah and I thought well then no one wants it. Nobody wants this perhaps this is how

Dunnell we're planning to get rid of all of their wicker Christmas tree skirts just to just

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