SIM Ep 785 Pod 228: Cat women, strong women and a woman with an egg
Standard Issue Podcast
Standard Issue
4.7 • 1.1K Ratings
🗓️ 2 November 2022
⏱️ 79 minutes
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| 0:00.0 | I thought you were going to say I flipped to Tire and I held, I just leave it there. |
| 0:29.2 | That could have been my fact. But no, did not vomit, flipped to Tire 12 times. |
| 0:34.5 | Job tore a wall, five times. Were you trying to confuse a sniffer dog? |
| 0:40.0 | I was on the rob, and I was running away from the pig cups. |
| 0:45.0 | I'm Hannah Dunlavy, and I have bought Christmas presents, so I don't know who I am anymore. |
| 0:49.9 | What have I got? Tell me what I'm in. I have actually got something for you, yeah. |
| 0:53.3 | This is exciting. I'm not going to tell you though. |
| 0:55.6 | Is it going to be revealed on a podcast like last year? |
| 1:00.0 | I'm Jennifer, and I am baffled by my daughter's posing. |
| 1:04.4 | Absolutely baffled. So, a friend of mine, he's a photographer. |
| 1:08.5 | She does like a thing, it's like a Christmas grotto thing, so you can go and get |
| 1:12.4 | some festive photos taken, and you can like, you know, I don't know, make cards out of them, |
| 1:17.6 | or whatever people do to send to relatives at Christmas. |
| 1:20.8 | And she was like, do you want, do you and I want to pop down like, you know, just as I'm |
| 1:24.7 | finishing kind of thing, and I'll get a couple of pictures for you. I was like, yeah, that'd be nice, |
| 1:27.8 | because when you're a single parent, 98% of the photos you have with your child are selfies, |
| 1:33.6 | and it's just like, you know, it'd be nice for some of them not to be. |
| 1:37.5 | So he went down there and she was like, all right, Larry, you sit on the chair first of all |
| 1:41.1 | and do whatever, there's a little wooden stool there. She just sat down, she was like, |
| 1:46.8 | Jen is posing up a stone. And I was just like, what the what the fuck is she doing? |
| 1:51.7 | I've never seen how does she know, where did she get that from? I don't understand. |
| 1:56.9 | She'd been watching Zoolander. She knew exactly what to do. I was completely baffled by her. |
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