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Just imagine what your best Christmas ever would sound like.

Thank you for calling National Lottery and I can see you calling about a winner today, is that correct?

Yeah, I think I have. I should take a double check for the car wheel.

Yeah, I can confirm that you have won the top prize 1.2 million.

Oh my word! Happy Christmas! Why do you know?

You have the best Christmas ever.

I got a hair thing.

This Christmas, it could be you.

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Rules and procedures apply.

Players must be 18 or over. You're going to. standard issue for all women. Hi Hannah here welcome to the latest edition of the standard issue podcast.

I'm here in my high-tech studio which is as you probably know just under my duvet

both the cats are in here It's incredibly hot so I'm going to fly

through this before someone coughs up a furbable and at this stage it could

literally be any of the three of us. This show is a live recording of an event that took place just a few weeks ago. In December at the

Leicester Square Theatre in London we had some terrific guests. Surround Jones, Stephanie Beach and, Jojo Mois, Deborah Francis White, and then

Sarah and myself, we were all on stage and we had an absolute ball. We talked about all kinds of things.

Getting dry mouth in front of the Royals, being sacked by John

Mackinrow, first dates, disasters at Nativity Plays, and also how we should all be a lot more

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