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Hello, Hannah here, just sitting down with a nice cup of tea to introduce this,

our third Zoom cast, featuring Television writer and one-third of drunk women

solving crime Hannah George and author and comedian Jane Hill what a great

lineup I'm not going to spend too much time in this bit telling you what we talked about because it is coming very soon, but suffice to say we talked about so much stuff that we even found the opportunity to ponder what the hell goes on at a Zoom or gee.

A couple of heads up to say at the top.

Number one, if you'd like to know why we constantly refer to Hannah George as Hannah Bafter George,

you will need to listen to our Christmas

Quids which you will find in our back catalogue. Number two we were constantly

interrupted as is ever the case with standard issue podcasts by one of my cats this

time Joan so if you are a newcomer and you wonder who Joan is and why we suddenly

randomly start talking about her.

That's what's happened there.

Number three, the first four minutes of this

the sound quality isn't ideal,

and that is because I have a bugged laptop.

Now, to prove the authenticity of that I actually mowed

constantly throughout this that my laptop isn't working very well and I have been

unable to find a replacement one in Cambridge because apparently there's a

shortage but I actually go on to explain that in the

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