SIM Ep 393 Gig 54: Lyons, Brister, Noonan and Dunleavy
Standard Issue Podcast
Standard Issue
4.8 • 1.1K Ratings
🗓️ 8 July 2020
⏱️ 71 minutes
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Summary
Lockdown and social distancing may have stopped our gigcasts, but that doesn't mean we can't try our best to replicate them for you*. So, as we had planned to go to Brighton this summer, we've instead made Brighton come to us in the form of excellent comedians Zoe Lyons and Jen Brister. We chat hardcore running, excessive drinking, using the toilet as an office and having a breakdown in the Co-op. Who doesn't want to listen to that?
* Over Zoom. Yes we miss seeing your faces and look forward to seeing them all soon.
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| 0:00.0 | May I have your attention please you can now book your train tickets on Uber and get |
| 0:08.0 | 10% back in credits to spend on your next Uber ride so you don't have to walk home in the brain again. |
| 0:16.5 | Trains now on Uber. T's and C's apply. Check the Uber app. |
| 0:19.9 | Are you an absolutely huge fer or a zoom iner? |
| 0:24.0 | Perhaps you're an arm stretched out like a zombie when holding a newspaperer? |
| 0:28.0 | Or a holds a book so close you might as well be kissing it, er. |
| 0:32.0 | At Spexavers, we get it. |
| 0:34.0 | You don't want to admit it's time to become a glass is-wearer. |
| 0:38.0 | That's okay. |
| 0:39.0 | We're ready to see you, whenever you're ready to see properly. |
| 0:42.0 | Book an eye test at Spe savers.co. UK, |
| 0:45.3 | so you can see clearer. |
| 0:47.6 | Okay, we'll stop with the ears now. Standard Issue for all women. |
| 1:05.0 | Hello, Hannah here. |
| 1:07.0 | So you'll probably notice we haven't done a gig cast in a while, |
| 1:11.0 | what with, everything that's been going on and all of the lovely theatres |
| 1:15.9 | that we work with being closed. Obviously this is disappointing for us and we are |
| 1:21.0 | worried about the state of the arts industry and we are worried |
| 1:24.9 | about our friends who work in the arts and about many many many lovely theatres |
| 1:29.9 | that are struggling around the country right now. However, on the plus side we have found a bit |
| 1:35.8 | of a workaround and as we had a plan to go to Brighton to do a gig cast over the summer, |
| 1:42.2 | instead we have decided to make Brighton come to us in the form |
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