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🗓️ 13 May 2020
⏱️ 64 minutes
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Back on February 14 this year, Mickey and Hannah were joined by actor and one-woman cat herd Pauline McLynn and journalist, political commentator and comedian Ayesha Hazarika.
Now then, there’s some stuff in here that is clearly just jokes and lols – we absolutely do not endorse alcoholism or stalking. But hopefully you already knew that. And it’s very much worth remembering this was recorded back in February before we were officially in a global pandemic.
And so, please get ready for topics including the turn of a man’s ankle, Riverdance, some genuinely excellent advice, and Hannah’s rubbish, mud-covered, fully nude birthday. Among many other marvellous tangents.
We recorded this in front of a live audience at King’s Place in London, so thanks to them, thanks to Emma Corsham for all things tech, and thanks to our lovely audience. They had a great time. And when we can host live gigs again, you should come along and have a great time, too.
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0:00.0 | This is a passenger announcement. You can now book your train on Uber and get 10% back in credits to spend on Uber eats. |
0:11.0 | So you can order your own fries instead of eating everyone else's. |
0:15.0 | Trains, now on Uber. T's and C's apply. Check the Uber app. Standard Issue for all women. |
0:35.0 | Oh hey there Mickey here. |
0:37.0 | Well these strange and unsettling times are continuing |
0:41.0 | so I very much hope that you and yours are safe and well and if you're one of the |
0:45.1 | stone cold legends on the front line be that in the NHS Aldi the Postal Service wherever |
0:50.4 | I tip my hat to you ha ha who am I kidding you're lucky I'm wearing hat to you. Hat, who am I kidding? |
0:54.0 | You're lucky I'm wearing pants to record this. |
0:56.0 | Right, oh, so what we have here is a gig cast, |
0:59.0 | remember those? |
1:00.0 | A recording of the Last Live Show we did back in February on Valentine's Day no less, |
1:05.0 | when Hannah and I were joined by actor and one woman heard of cats, |
1:08.8 | Pauly McClin and journalist political commentator and comedian Aisha Hazarika. We recorded this in front of a live |
1:15.9 | audience at King's Place in London, so thanks to them. Thanks to Emma Caution for all things |
1:20.8 | tech and thanks to our lovely audience they had a great time and |
1:24.1 | when we can host live gigs again sometime in an undetermined future we |
1:30.4 | reckon you should come along and have a great time too. |
1:33.0 | Now then, there's some stuff in here that is clearly just jokes and lollals, |
1:38.0 | and it's very much worth remembering that this was recorded back in February, |
1:41.0 | before we were officially in a global pandemic. |
1:44.3 | So please don't get your knickers in a twist. |
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